Mr. Scot

I've said before I wanna go to a beach populated mainly by middle-aged to older folks and take with me a boom box that has a tape of the theme from Jaws. Figure when I first start playing it, the people in the water might chuckle, but I wanna see how long it takes for them to get nervous and start looking around. "Oh, ha ha. Very funny." "Wait..."

Kurt Coleman was.

Think we're bad at receiver? Browns consider moving Justin Gilbert to offense I haven't heard anyone suggest moving Bene Benwikere to wideout yet.

I've been playing, watching, studying or coaching football for over 40 years. I appreciate these threads too.

Steeler friend didn't watch the same game I did. Mitchell didn't fit well in Dick LeBeau's system. Not much different so far with Keith Butler in charge but it's still relatively new.

As far as scary movies...Session 9.

Couple of years? Heck, some in my generation never went back in the ocean.

Dern right!

Ed Dickson's eyes... "Sup, dude?" "Can you believe we cheer for this team?" "I know, right?"

I didn't copyright it, so you're free to take artistic liberties.

You're kidding. Missed PAT? Seriously?

Sooo...a big shout out to all our resident panic bunnies who were screaming about how certain they were that we were gonna lose earlier in the thread.

Sunshine... Sunshiiiiiinnnne

You gotta remember a lot of guys on here go into the fetal position and start sucking their thumbs the second something bad happens. Sometimes it's hard to find a working pair of balls in here.

I think you're in the wrong thread.

91...That's a big ass gymnast.

That's a touchdown.

Michael Vick shut down Antonio brown. Vick was the best defender the Ravens had last night.

Because professional players generally know better than to take anyone lightly, and our coaching staff is known to preach that message. I don't buy this as a "trap game" for anybody but fans.

Black & Blue Review ‏@BlackBlueReview 19h19 hours ago Allen, when he saw Jordan Gross yesterday: "He's about 185. I was like, 'Why weren't you this light when we played each other?!'l

2m2 minutes agoBlack & Blue Review ‏@BlackBlueReviewAsked if he's lighter, Jared Allen: "I've got the same Dad Bod I've had for years." Yeah, this could be fun.

"Panthers Defensive End Jared Allen" I kinda like the sound of that...

He's on IR, though.

Well, the biggest question of the day is now answered. The team site now lists Allen on the roster and shows his jersey number as 69.