Mr. Scot

I'm proud to say I'm currently in the best shape I've been in since yesterday.

To be fair, people are going to do what they're going to do regardless. It's kind of like driving. When your health and survival are partially dependent on other people being smart, watch out. Side Note: I've been to Georgia a couple of times. Dated a girl who was originally from Winder. We visited there once and it seems like a nice place. Can't ever live there though, for... legal reasons

I've never understood that practice. I mean, what do Heidi Klum, Tyra Banks and Adriana Lima know about virology anyway?

My living doesn't depend on me running a business, but I feel for the people who do. It's gotta be really tough.

Reality is that even if infections are significantly reduced, a lot of people are going to be paranoid for the rest of their lives (especially people with underlying conditions). The US was already becoming a somewhat germophobic culture anyway, but after this I expect a pretty heavy portion of the population will be looking at Adrian Monk as a role model.

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I saw someone talk about how many people who grew up during the Great Depression lived the rest of their lives hoarding and pinching pennies just in case something like that happened again. They wondered if this generation would respond similarly to the virus issue. I'm honestly not sure. It certainly has the potential to have a lasting effect like that, but given the short attention span people have today, I'm not absolutely convinced it will. Milady and I decided our plan is to embellish the stories we tell to future generations. I'm gonna spin yarns about having to fight my way through grocery aisles for a single pack of toilet paper.

A Chicago guy helps explain social distancing...

Really sorry to hear. Best wishes.

Well hey, at the time they had both come up big in championship games. Maybe if you could sign them both solely for a big game, you'd have something

Yellow flecks all over my car... Oh, goody. It's that time of year again.

Recalling a running gag on the Huddle...

40 times the grammar police savagely schooled social media users

Pictures to perk up your day

Meanwhile, in Utah...

This is the kind of father I aspire to be.

You know nothing of parrot poo. I've seen more of it than you ever will!

I get the feeling their relationship did not end on good terms.