Mr. Scot

You're thinking of Rocky Balboa.

All that effort wasted.

Somebody had to win the AFC South.

Fixed.

Oh, I'm enjoying the game just for the sheer comedy of it, but it definitely helps that I don't cheer for either of these teams.

Yeesh. At this point, I'd probably pull him anyway.

Wow! Who's the Texans backup?

Someone once said Clowney made millions of dollars off of one big highlight. Right now, that's a pretty valid point.

Imagine how good that defense could be if Jadaveon Clowney was actually any good.

Unfriggingbelievable. Wow.

Boy, all that was for nothing.

There's a spark.

Hoyer pulled an Aaron Brooks!

Texans got a little life after that pick. Justin Houston might be out.

That helps.

Texans offense looks horrible early on.

I hate when they put the camera behind Vince Wilfork.

We tried to get Dave Toub for our STs before he went to Kansas City.

And what a way to get started!

Chiefs-Texans about to get underway

It wasn't meant to be accurate. I was joking (pretty sure Red got that). I was also one of the 'morons' who hated the Kuechly pick.

"We want the ball. We're gonna score." - Matt Hasselback after winning an overtime coin toss, right before throwing a game losing interception to Packers cornerback Al Harris

If you've got a link where people here can buy that shirt, you should post it.

I jokingly posted that I'd take Blaine Gabbert if we also drafted a receiver named Antoine. Someone took me seriously.

I don't know anybody like that. Heck, some morons here didn't want Kuechly either.