Dave Gettleman's Shorts

our main issue is that our coaches are too pussy and/or too dumb in playing the right players and how to handle rotations, play calling, and situational awarenesses

they moved a'shawn to NT this season and benched Bobby brown so Wharton can play 3-4 end because money same reason chuba starts over rico

our two big D-line signing this past offseason has been a disappointment Wharton is either injured or gets bullied in the run game Bobby Brown is a run defender specialist and makes plays when he's on the field but he rarely gets any snaps

I won't fault DC on "inheriting" Young, but he was hired mainly to develop BY However, Bryce isn't our main issue with the offense Since hiring DC, we've used two 1st round picks on WR (T-mac is unicorn, XL is inconsistent) Have the highest paid O-line (injuries are effecting this unit) And a back to back 200 yard RB in Rico However, DC consistently plays the wrong player over the better player (Corbett>Mays, Chuba>Rico) His play calling gets too cute at times, his redzone offense is abysmal, and time clock management is awful. We've spent too much draft picks and resources on the offensive side of the ball for our "offensive minded head coach" and this is the results we get

so basically canales sucks at offense and evero sucks at defense

he's eligible to return next week. canales going to put him right back into the starting lineup https://x.com/mike_e_kaye/status/1982531852922675205

get ready for Corbett at center and Zavala at RG

Dave canales searching for the cause as to why the panthers offense weren't able to run the ball

38 years old and on a 2 year 8 mil contract to hold a clipboard he looked completely checked and unprepared during the preseason as he knew his job was safe as QB2 and his only competition being Jack Plummer

lmaooo the O-line about to be Corbett at center and Zavala at RG

rewatch the post game locker room speech after the Jets game Canales was so hyped beating a winless Jets team 13-7 after getting bailed out by Jaycee Horn and Derrick brown when his offense couldn't get anything going all day "there's no such thing as an ugly win"

he's about to get the Dionte johnson treatment

canales would be splitting series rn if he had James cook today

we barely beat the jets 13-7 and Canales was so hyped in the post game locker room

tripping the elderly....

3:20 before half with 3 TO and 2 min warning time to play for the FG

look how fast the ref ruled that a catch

31st ranked run D and Canales wanna get cute with the wildcat and throwing with a 38 year old clipboard holder

superbowl 60 preview

crowd looks AI

Jonathan mingo diving out of bounds still might be funniest poo I ever seen https://x.com/mikerenner_/status/1729167585923715442?ref_src=twsrc^tfw|twcamp^tweetembed|twterm^1729167585923715442|twgr^517d571cd4a5e0681595869a55c252b3ff49f14c|twcon^s1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.redditmedia.com%2Fmediaembed%2F1gk8wp5%2F%3Fresponsive%3Dtrueis_nightmode%3Dtrue

milton Williams can eat a bag of dicks, he used the panthers to drive up his price

all the players coming back from injury looked bad yesterday chuba, coker, Wharton, Jt sanders, Corbett

defense played great today, special teams had was solid and had a few nice returns by Etienne Canales situational play calling/stupid RB rotation is what held this team back today. at some point, a good defense is going to use the predictable RB rotation to their advantage when game planning

this dumbass RB taking turns on every other drive needs to fuging stop