Dave Gettleman's Shorts

zavala is cheeks only got drafted cause he played next to Ickey in college and he had to beg Fit to draft him via text

plays like he's 5'7 runs lazy routes, no separation, and doesn't aggressively attack the ball "Lets trade up and take him in the first round"

Andy dalton's wife, you know what to do

rhule would at least bench and/or straight up cut someone for playing bad with Canales and Evero, as long as you're his high draft picks/best buddies, you'll continue to have a roster spot and/or play despite having better options (XL, Nick Scott, DJ Johnson, Trevin Wallace, Rozeboom)

during the 2 min drive before half, after the pass to JT Sanders on 3rd down the ref spots the ball with 59 sec on clock, everyone is walking to line instead of quickly lining up and running a play to avoid a review XL lines up on wrong side of formation that Bryce wanted and decides to slowly jog to other side of formation giving time for ref to decide to review the catch given the state of Evero's defense, that turned the game from 3-13 to 3-27 before the offense got back on the field in the 2nd half

I'm more worried about Last Year's draft

typical, O-line was solid and healthy all 2022 and then 2023 happened and now the cycle repeats

XL is a prime example to bring back the wonderlic test

sad when the entire huddle has more receiving yards than XL today

60 min of cardio for 1 catch, -2 receiving yards

put some respect on David Moore, he currently has more receiving yards than XL

tired from cardio*

zavala just gave up that sack of course

hunt just went out

fair catch that