bythenbrs

Pie for Cerberus. I wonder how many got your mythical reference.

1 and 3 are facts; 2, 4 and 5 are conjecture and subject to debate

You can if you’re willing to stink it up for the upcoming season and draft in the top 3-5 next year.

Maybe. Depends on the price paid to acquire him.

Okay, I'll bite. Why?

Well, I'm David's accountant and he consults with me before he talks to any of you. Spreadsheets over ho's and family.

“You keep what you kill.”

Several variations on that theme but the original quote was from Otto von Bismarck, "God looks after drunks, little children and the United States of America."

I played QB on our JV team so, obviously I’m qualified. I’ll play for half of Linville’s rate. I love running for my life on every play. [Checks notes]. What is a check down?

[Rhule to Watson] “Once I was afraid, I was petrified, thinking how I couldn’t live without you by my side... “

Fitterer to Houston front office: "Let my quarterback (people) go... "

I've always thought that Wormtongue looks like a slightly aged Edward Scissorhands. It's that bizarre Goth thing, I think...

I would have gone with Exodus and Pharaoh hardening his heart, causing the various plagues to befall Egypt. Job works, though.

You already know the answer. Say it with me, 'Build the offensive line.' Here's another phrase to embrace; say it with me now, 'If we build it, he (quality future FA QB) will come." My work here is now complete...

We may see four QB’s taken in the first 8 picks. What are the realistic scenarios where Sewell is still on the board at 8? If he is, I think you have to take him. But what if Trey and Sewell are both still on the board at 8? Teams don’t get to choose in this draft position often and when you do, you can’t afford to whiff. Sewell looks like a high probability, long term solution at a position where we perennially have a dumpster fire. Trey may be a future franchise QB but at draft time, he is still developmental. There is some level of risk. You may whiff. Choose Sewell.

Let me try. CMC’s injury wasn’t the disaster some feared. Teddy’s inadequacies were exposed. We moved up in draft order. CMC’s injury saved another year of wear and extended his career. We went cheap in signing Teddy Checkdown because we resigned CMC to a massive contract extension. Draft Mac Jones. Did I get it all?

Ouch! Brutal but true...

Perhaps not character but businesses do look for emotional intelligence, the ability to communicate effectively, poise under duress, etc., all things that can be revealed when watching a prospective employee speaking publicly. They are valid 'tells' and part of the overall evaluation process. Will not make up for a limp arm or lousy wonderlic test.

Apparently, you've never driven through the Sanctuary...

Sweet. The all purpose additional ingredient that covers both hangover and angina.

Girlfriends or ex-wives?

No matter what, she will always be Daddys' little girl...

A snack food for males with low T?

Imagine that. A coach that actually coaches, pushing players and coaching staff to strive for better. What a novel concept. I like this much more than coaches standing stoically on the side lines, looking constipated.

You must be thinking of Cream of Wheat...