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Well, like chicken soup, they never hurt...

Succinct!

The uniforms you are advocating for can be viewed at Victoria Secret...

Fair

Haven't read anything from the team's media personnel on roster changes, uniform changes, practice schedule, new schemes (dance routines)... These are the questions that need to be answered. Igo, get on it!

Why is it too late? Can still pick-up someone at final cut time. I'm sure that Rhule and Fitterer are not 100% content to roll with these two and will make the appropriate roster moves when a better option presents itself.

In Zod we trust?

From your lips to God's ear...

At some point in the future, yes. Probably not game 1 of regular season.

... and then the Fairy Godmother touched the pumpkin with her magic wand and it transformed into a beautiful carriage and two field mice were transformed into white stallions, to pull the carriage and deliver Cinderella to the ball.

... in time will be recognized as Jake 2.0 and will consistently lead Panthers to the playoffs. Prove me wrong!

Improvise, adapt, overcome

If you have ever felt bloated and gassy, letting it out is favorable compared to holding it in... or, so I’ve been told. And broccoli is good for you. Eat your broccoli.

Igo made very favorable noises about Sam’s early OTA performance but thank you for your expression of concern. Duly noted.

“Winners always want the ball... “

I’m a Hampton Inn man when traveling on business.

I’ll forgive it this season but the bar is higher next year.

Rhetorical question: If you were a next level, 4D chess, genius GM with the strategy to acquire the future number one picks across multiple seasons, how would you draft to accomplish that?

I see Darnold spending a lot of time watching film, receiving very detailed instruction from both Sean Ryan and Brady on what they want him to do in various situations. I think the training wheels come off around game three of the regular season and we see whether Sam has put the ghosts of the past behind him. He’s certainly capable...

And unicorns fart rainbows...

Never go full Antonio Brown

True, but Jake 1.0 was sufficient to get us to the Big Dance. If Darnold can become Jake 2.0, it will be hard to argue that the trade for him was a bust. Consistent playoff appearances should be a reasonable metric for success. YMMV.

Another great ‘Profiles in Courage’.

It’s a programming glitch in the Matrix.