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Running back by committee…

This is balanced and fair. I'll allow it.

Silly me but I've forgotten already. Which NFL front office did you last work for?

In what other industry do we let employees pick their supervisor?

I’ve heard of him. He’s an offensive genius, right?

This will not make female NFL fans happy. There are penalties for early withdrawal… or so I’m told.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

“Over? Did you say over? Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?”

FIFY

Our list of draftable options is growing thin…

Ding. Ding. Ding. We have a winner!

Embrace the healing power of “and”…

In my fevered dreams, I sometimes wonder if a really strong, industrial strength OC would make WR and TE less of an urgent need (tier one) and something that can be addressed in later rounds (tier two or three). In other words, is it a player talent issue or a scheme and coaching issue? Would a first round TE or WR be wasted under McAdoodoo? It is heresy but, I'll say it anyway. We need to get the OC position fixed before we firm up our draft strategy. YMMV.

I’m just spit ballin here but, the football and Terrace’s testicles must have been dating for several weeks now. You typically don’t get that kind of action on a first date. Or, so I’ve heard…

Only time I’ve seen this work well is when a manager or supervisor is a couple years from retirement. Employee can see retirement just over the horizon, is gearing down but still has something to offer the organization and wants less responsibility. Maybe.

Half time adjustments? What are these adjustments you speak of? Is this legal?

This could also be re-captioned as Beer (left) versus Venti, Half Sweet, Non-Fat, Caramel Macchiato coffee (right).

From your lips to God’s ear…

This is the way...

No, that was Field Marshall Montgomery. [Patton] "Give me 400,000 gallons (of diesel fuel), I will go to Berlin."

Ding. Ding. Ding. We have a winner!

Much experience with this, have we?

"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."

So, by that criteria you would reject Lebron James, David Beckham, Dennis Rodman and Colin Kaepernick for having Biblically themed tattoos? Seems pretty judgmental and narrow minded…