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“We can save really big bucks by replacing natural grass with artificial turf?”

Suspend that true observation and just go with the flow…

‘… and then we can save money on other high salary positions.’

David and Nicole show off their ‘NFL Executives of the Year’ certificate.

This is a call to all creative and frustrated Huddlers. Post your favorite clown pics with a Tepper caption or reference. For example, ‘Tepper calls a staff meeting to explain to the coaching staff that a QB is really a point guard.’ You know what to do. Post ‘em here.

There is a cosmic symmetry here. The Panthers are abandoning Wofford, just as the fans have abandoned all hope.

And the answer is?

Before we hire a head coach, we need the services of a priest to perform an exorcism. There is a lot of bad ju ju around this franchise…

Ding, Ding, Ding. We have a winner! The fact that some responders don’t recognize satire, well, that’s just a bonus.

With all his MANY weaknesses, he did not have a noodle arm, his footwork was better than Bryce, and we could actually win games if we went run heavy and schemed to hide his limitations. Winning football games; does anyone remember what that was like just 12 months ago? Come back, Sam. All’s forgiven.

[deploys Galactic Universal translator] = “Moneyball”

"We few, we happy few, we band of brothers... "

“When you come to a fork in the road, take it!” Yogi

PSA For Tepper, an NFL franchise is the equivalent of a vanity license plate. It’s a play toy for him, and he intends to play with it. As fans, we need to adjust our expectations accordingly. It helps to have a well rounded life of other interests, so that your personal happiness doesn’t rise and fall with this team’s won/loss record.

Opinions vary.

Do Bryce’s struggles to date become an impediment to hiring a hot, young OC wunderkind? When you say that Tepper is a detriment, should we be honest and consider that Bryce may be a negative factor in the calculus of a future HC candidate? For that matter, no offensive weapons to speak of, an OL in tatters, limited draft capital in the next two years. This is the thought process that any ‘turn around situation’ manager has to assess before they accept a job offer. What is the probability that I can meet the boards’ expectations in the given time frame? Yikes!

With a front row seat to this train wreck, are sure that Evero would take it?

Keep a positive attitude. I have faith that Tepper will absolutely not make a good hire.

As I posted in another thread, this is a mercy killing…

A ‘2 handicap’ in golf is decent. He may have a future in the PGA?

We’ve entered a parallel universe, where the Huddle waxes longingly for the return of Jerry Richardson and Sam Darnold…

At this point, it would be considered a ‘mercy killing’…

This. Been arguing that they should flip positions, which plays to both their strengths.

Woulda, coulda, shoulda. We could have kept Sam Darnold or PJ Walker, had the same damn record and our future draft picks.

Shouldn’t we fix the o-line first? I know this is the proverbial ‘which came first, the chicken or the egg’ question but, Bryce has to remain upright long enough to throw to our shiny, new WR, in whatever round he is drafted.