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[Zach Wilson nervously reading his new contract for language on injury settlements.]

Great place to hold a bridal shower...

Just my guess but I’m pretty sure that Tepper takes ‘the long view’ and thinks that getting it right is more important than getting it fast…

Well, if it is unacceptable, you should tell Tepper that over lunch. Is there anything else you want him to know? I’m sure he will get right on it for you.

Uh, statistics much? Never heard of rounding up to the next significant digit?

The new improved Huddle, with 50% more alts than the original Huddle…

What wrong message was that?

My hind doesn't see too well. Maybe it needs prescription glasses.

WR? Who is writing copy for the Panthers media department?

You are a good person. Sentiment shared.

[Modern day Mae West] Is that a tube of aloe vera or are you just happy to see me?

This is treatable with medication…

Low unemployment rate, mild winters and a great place to raise the family?

Noooo! Not the Golden Calf of Bristol...

You're probably right but after his Sunday performance, it just felt right to say it out loud...

Trent Scott, come on down…

This must be what good talent evaluation and draft day decision making looks like. Who knew?

If your wife or significant other is unresponsive to your hints at romantic intimacy, has she placed you on ‘ignore’? Asking for a friend…

I was thinking more of the Sumo guard in ‘The Replacements’…

So, you’re saying there’s a chance?

Some great memories. We had a really good marching band, cheerleaders, majorettes. The concessions sucked but that was a problem for people in the stands. Saturday night, it was the place to be. Some great memories for a simpler time. Cheers!

Why do I feel like I've been emotionally violated?

Stop that now! This is the Huddle and we have community standards to live up to...

Back in the day when dinosaurs walked the earth, I played a little secondary in high school. We prayed to the football gods for the occasional fluttering duck that allowed you to jump the route. It made even marginally talented players like me look better than we really were. And the cheerleaders were impressed. Good times.