MillionDollarCam

Heinike made some plays today, no doubt… though it does make it easier to play QB when you can turn around and hand the ball off to Gibson, McKissic, an offensive lineman, and probably a fan, knowing that they’ll get at least five yards running it down our throat.

Just warning you… don’t read the “Big thanks to Cam Newton”’thread… you’ll get triggered, they are having fun in there.

facts! It’s a lot easier to compete when you aren’t paying employees to work elsewhere.

Some people try to force you to go to their pity party even when you don’t want to go.

This is the knife that cuts the deepest right here. One can only wonder where we’d be if we had Cam since week one.

Scott had a decent game last week. Unfortunately, the old ball coach trotted out John Miller this week and never gave Deonte Brown a chance.

Serviceable isn’t what we need anymore…

FTFY Not to mention he’s no longer on the contract that we gave him, he’s on a one year deal with the Steelers after an abysmal year with the Chargers. If he would have had the same year with us that he had with the Chargers… let me just ask… have you seen the movie Old Yeller?

***Tell me you didn’t watch Chargers games last year without telling me you didn’t watch Chargers games last year*** Prime of his career my ass… only thing prime was the steak and ribs ol’ buddy was throwing down from the poo ton of money we paid him.

I want to poo this for making me imagine but I’ll let it slide.

To be fair, we got the better end of that deal at first… Okung just prefers to dabble in crypto and stocks/bonds these days over grabbing grown men in their nether regions on Sunday and occasionally Monday and Thursday.

I’ll preface this by saying I’m a big fan of European football (soccer)… if these excuses were used over there they’d run the manager out in less than a week. I find it comedic how long of a leash a lot of NFL coaches get. NHL and NBA coaches have already been fired or relieved of their duty 15 games into the seasons this year.

This sounds like “missed opportunities”… mixed in with some “it is what it is”.

Not now Martin, this is a time of mourning. I get 24 hours to complain about grown men playing a child’s game. But in all seriousness, those are great points. Henderson did lay the wood on someone today and of course Cam is back like he never left.

Hopefully they have an essay question on the next job application for the head coaching position of the Panthers asking how prospective coaches plan to use their timeouts.

If you want to talk about playoffs, we’ve already started doing that 16 games into an 82 game season over on the Canes board… feel free to join.

You mean to tell me what worked in college doesn't always work in the pros? It took Joe Burrow a full year to learn an NFL offense well enough to where he looks like a decent QB. Cam came in and learned enough of LSU’s playbook (in a week and a half) where he could play a full game in the NFL… something isn’t right here.

Ted Lasso ain’t walking through that door… this season is over.

A used car salesman knows his kind, so I’m not shocked. I hope Tepper took down those brass balls in his office because we’ve been neutered.

Who exactly is going to teach him? Rhule had spent exactly one year in an NFL organization before getting the head coaching job of the Carolina Panthers… I know he’s buddies with Tom Coughlin and that makes me even more worried. There’s not a whole lot of NFL experience on our coaching staff and it shows. I definitely think coaches can learn but I’m not exactly sure who Rhule can learn from other than himself.

I think at that pick that we were all hoping he’d somehow be a Suh (younger years without the dirty play) type of player. If anything he’s been more Michael Brockers.

Ol’ Derrick Brown was supposed to fix that… unfortunately he hasn’t and in the process we missed out on fixing the other side of the line with a player like Wirfs or Becton.

At this point they just need to Ted Lasso this poo… Let Rhule coach Charlotte FC and hire an actual NFL quality coach to manage the Panthers.

I hope this board comes around and supports a real time like the Carolina Hurricanes.

I fug with Thomas Dundon, Donald Waddell, and Roderic Brind’Amour… that’s it… that’s the list.