JJman Returns

I got a job in the Atlanta Braves scouting department because my uncle was friends with a teacher who knew the team President. You're 100% right about getting your resume to the top. So don't listen to them and good luck with your career!

Arizona is also looking to move up!

Way to make me look like an idiot. But I stand by my statement.

I doubt it. It would take just as long to post it in this thread as it would to PM Chuck (of all people). Plus Chuck said something about picking for people if they start taking too long, I'm not sure if he's 12, stupid, or just a dick but I am sure it's one of them.

What does the huddle win if this is an accurate mock draft

WITH THE 24th PICK OF THE 2015 NFL DRAFT THE ARIZONA CARDINALS SELECT Melvin Gordon, RB from Wisconsin Yea, fug y'all. Gimme the best RB.

I wouldn't say it is low but I would agree that he doesn't have much star potential in him. But when he is fully grown and developed he could be one of the more intense rebounders and post players in the game. Maybe like a better version of Chris Andersen. He's still a keeper none the less. Cho's drafting has improved over time. I don't think many teams would've reached for Zeller like we did but he's looking like a top 5 player in the draft and the best top 5 pick aside from Oladipo.

Chuck you're awfully excited about this mock draft. You'd think someone who's "so much more grown the a high schooler" would have something better to do on a Friday night then to post one hundred times in a mock draft thread begging and bitching at people to pick.

Monroe is almost as bad of a defender as Al.

Can someone update the draft board so it's known who has been drafted? I don't feel like digging through abinch of pages when it's my turn.

All y'all are wrong. It's gold and light blue. At least that's what it looks like to me.

Good lord. You da real MVP

All you motherfugers talking in code. What has happened?

You have to remember you're quoting Chuck here. He's made like 17 accounts in the past 2 months. Jeremy could get free meals at Hardy's for a week if he wanted too because of him.

That's not 5x worse then the Ray Rice video.

Thats fuged up

Well That does not sound 5x worse then the Ray Rice video.

Wait. What the fug. Are you just speculating or is that true?

Yea I was saying that too in a couple threads earlier but honestly.....I'd rather us get rid of that cancer ASAP and use the roster spot on someone else. Unless we can trade him without sacrificing picks then sure.

I'm fine with tanking. With that said though this offseason Lance needs to be bought out and Jordan has to talk to Clifford about his rotations. Al's expiring (assuming he takes his player option) should be traded also.

no we won't. You're never in good shape if you're 10 games under .500.

Is Mo coming off the bench or is Roberts?

We just are never able to beat the Thunder or Lebron.

Yes. The first two episodes come on at 8 and 9 PM ET Monday and the new one after those two at 10.

I'm not sure why I didn't get nominated.... It me a few minutes to turn off the porn, but down the booze and ash out the joint to type up my resume. What am I missing here Jeremy?