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Canales thinks he can level up Bryce by picking up short third downs like it’s madden or something.

This offense is just so goddamn hard to watch

Oh no Bryce isn’t getting bailed out by the refs

What is this stupid piece of poo laughing about

Yeah personal foul. Also, the same team can’t call back to back timeouts without running a play.

That should be a fifteen yard penalty on Bryce.

So we’re clear the dolphins might be a historically bad defense

Dave’s lost the team

Yeah Dave is gonna lose the team if he hasn’t already

Air mailed it

Yeah, there’s nothing they can do there. perfect throw perfect catch beats perfect coverage every time

That’s a touchdown against every defense in the league.

I want to see someone yell at him on the sideline. I bet he’d cry.

Can’t throw picks if you just place it nicely on the ground

Dead bodies are very stable

Getting stabbed to death by a 69 year old and ICE slapping cuffs on you in critical care fug me

Panthers related because he calls our shitty games and ESPN is firing him i cant

The other thing about Canales is he wasn’t a qualified hire when we hired him. No other team in the league even interviewed him. Just two years prior he’d been demoted in Seattle. I find the mitigating circumstances unconvincing when his performance has been exactly what you’d expect from an unqualified head coach way in over his head. At the least you can’t say he’s shown the ability to overcome anything.

Panthers second leading receiver btw

Like this guy is arguing in favor of Canales sticking around and picking a defensive coordinator by comparing him to a better coach who probably should not have been allowed to pick his offensive coordinator.

Canales came out and said that shortly after drafting him iirc we don’t. Two people can suck. But man fuging legette doesn’t even know how to play football and doesn’t seem to want to learn.

Biggest standout loser is the guy he traded up for last season. Being head coach isn’t justification to have more authority when he’s struggled at everything else he’s attempted.

No you made it about two years. and you’re still fuging wrong.

if only there was a way for him to just destress at the end of a long late night film review

If you're arguing for him to pick a defensive coordinator it's completely reasonable to ask where that coach might come from, especially since he doesn't even have roster control over half his team right now, and he would have known that when he agreed to the job. So either he was told "you don't get to pick the DC" and was fine with that, or he asked to keep Evero after that hideous year in 2023. In the NFL you build personal relationships and that's who you end up hiring. Dave has spent most of his career as a low level offensive staff member on two teams with older coaches who ran the whole defense on their own. Plus, no one in their right mind is going to take this coordinator job after Tepper refused to let Evero leave. But let me ask this a different way; what has DC done that makes you think he should be allowed to pick a defensive coordinator As far as his own operation, this is what he signed up for. I'm not very excited for the guy who agreed to only run half a team suddenly getting to run the rest of it, especially since he's spent most of his tenure fielding one of the worst units in the NFL