electro's horse

It looks horrible but I’m not sure it’s the worst play. It’s fourth and long and their offense looked inept for the first three plays. They have three timeouts and the qb is Bryce young. In that position it’s probably better to hope for punt shenanigans or Bryce throwing another pick. They force a punt if the DB doesn’t commit PI. I don’t think Bryce threw a catchable ball there.

What even is time, if you think about it

What does “led” mean here When they went up 20-17 it was a 7 play, 85 yard drive. Bryce was 1/2 for 4 yards. Is that leading a drive? Words matter. He did as much on that drive as I did.

Why would you think Bryce knew how many timeouts they had

Why call that timeout

Yeah he was looking right to hold the defense, looked back, couldn’t see, and ran.

Canales thinks he can level up Bryce by picking up short third downs like it’s madden or something.

This offense is just so goddamn hard to watch

Oh no Bryce isn’t getting bailed out by the refs

What is this stupid piece of poo laughing about

Yeah personal foul. Also, the same team can’t call back to back timeouts without running a play.

That should be a fifteen yard penalty on Bryce.

So we’re clear the dolphins might be a historically bad defense

Dave’s lost the team

Yeah Dave is gonna lose the team if he hasn’t already

Air mailed it

Yeah, there’s nothing they can do there. perfect throw perfect catch beats perfect coverage every time

That’s a touchdown against every defense in the league.

I want to see someone yell at him on the sideline. I bet he’d cry.

Can’t throw picks if you just place it nicely on the ground

Dead bodies are very stable

Getting stabbed to death by a 69 year old and ICE slapping cuffs on you in critical care fug me

Panthers related because he calls our shitty games and ESPN is firing him i cant

The other thing about Canales is he wasn’t a qualified hire when we hired him. No other team in the league even interviewed him. Just two years prior he’d been demoted in Seattle. I find the mitigating circumstances unconvincing when his performance has been exactly what you’d expect from an unqualified head coach way in over his head. At the least you can’t say he’s shown the ability to overcome anything.

Panthers second leading receiver btw