electro's horse

It’s in the couch somewhere and I’m so high I gave up on that hours ago

Yeah that’s all available data lmao like what the fug else is he supposed to look at

Also the entire bucs back seven is dead bucs fans are terrified Bryce is going to blow up and throw for over 200 yards

The last thing I want from this roster is to see more of it

Bears offense is very different because it’s the bears. It’s where things go to die. Just ask moose. and yeah the total stats are low secondary to missing multiple games with a GSW. Theres no way XL looks good

A bears wide receiver and a guys who starting qb is effectively out of the league. one of the WR doing comparable work, pearsall, missed multiple games after being shot Take the L dude

If you really want to dream Pete Carroll wants to get back into coaching

Rivera is also very aware of his surroundings and knows how to play office politics. There’s a reason he kept Shula around as long as he did. No head coach wants ron nipping at his heels qlthough in general I think this team would do better with rivera style football than Canales.

Just like him I’m sure

Nailed it

Rivera still has a house in Charlotte and his hematologist is out of atrium.

I think he ends in LAC next season. feel like minter is going to be the guy who just crushes his interview. plus saleh can go anywhere. He’s not coming close to this dumpster fire.

Lmao you feel it how about you use that keyboard you can feel and find me an example

The offense was going up against maybe the worst linebacking group in the league. Turns out that’s not a recipe for success against an entire offense built around running the ball and five yard crossing routes.

Catching with your hands is like rebounding well: if it’s something you don’t do in college you generally don’t become a good one

Oh no not our good players on defense

So this has been one of my biggest concerns with Canales and it's the downside of having some young offensive guy who doesn't have full staff control. like what is the org chart for this decision? With canales, who does he know or has worked with that he can tap? He hasn't been in Seattle in 2 seasons and all those guys are gone anyway. He wasn't even that high up on the org chart in Seattle so it's unclear who he would have regularly interacted with. QB coaches generally aren't going to be in the split squad meetings, at least not regularly. Just glancing at the coaching staff, Clint Hurt jumps out. He was DC in 2022 and is currently the dline coach in Philadelphia, but that team is the brainchild of roseman and i'd be very hesitant to bring in someone who was allowed to walk from seattle and would be having a SUBSTANTIAL decline in talent here in Carolina. With Tampa, that defense is a shambles and fans want Bowles out. It's a very top heavy coaching staff too; Bowles is very involved so there isn't some bright up and comer, from what Bucs fans elsewhere have said. Someone from the Bills maybe? Morgan was last there in 2020. Who could he call? No one established is going to take that position for a few reasons. There very little talent on that side of the ball, so you're not getting the rockstar mercenaries to come here. They're probably going to struggle to bring in some hot up and comer, since anyone with ambition is going to see how Tepper handled evero's request to interview for other positions and not want to deal with that. That's a problem the team has created on its own and I don't know how to fix it until they have someone leave for a promotion, which is going to be difficult with how dogshit this franchise is. And then, any agent is going to tell their client that the Panthers let the whole defense eat poo heading into 2023 just to "give bryce weapons." they let two starters walk and traded away a third. who would want to come in to this? how are you going to build/retain talent? There's only a few logical possibilities from my perspective 1. Someone out of nowhere who just crushes their interview 2. Someone from a good defense promoted WAY earlier than they should be and you just hope for the best 3. Extend Evero. I know a lot of people hate this but I think it's going to be the best option. This is the problem with Canales as coach. I don't want to go into what I think about the offense in this post, today or as it projects, but it's just not going to be easy for him to assemble a staff, if he even has the power to do so. For all we know Morgan is handling all defensive positions and hires. unclear org charts are a hallmark sign of a poorly run organization. I dunno. i think it's lowkey the biggest problem on the team, even moreso than the QB position.

scuttlebutt is he's dogging it because Murray is kinda mid and the team isn't any good.

i don't think he's lazy i think there's just a distinct lack of dawg in him.

I haven’t. He doesn’t pass the eyeball test at all.

There’s a very easy explanation for this: veteran presence and by that I mean the presence of his arms pushing defenders away not to mention him just straight taking out other defenders on crossing routes i love it

He should probably be second team all pro obviously first team is going to saquan

Chuba is the first player in a while that I consider “a panther.” Derek brown is close. im not really able to explain it better than that, but I feel like you guys understand.

https://x.com/throwthedamball/status/1871591730874851329?s=46&t=JBd6ZXmGQ3LmWL-ineTnAA obviously PFF so grain of salt etc Top right: lots of separation, good yac/hands. bottom left: can’t get open, drops everything/does nothing with the ball just eyeballing it Thielen: top 15 ish % overall. @NAS not to call you out, just something we were discussing the other day. Thielen is having a fantastic year by rate. Coker: slightly below avg separation, above avg hands/yac XL: sucks Diontae Johnson: only thing more difficult than covering him is medicating him David Moore: not a bad piece, for what is ideally a number 4 receiver. also Christ philly win a Super Bowl already.