electro's horse

Also offenses have pretty much all picked up the anti Peyton manning tactic of keeping the other team off the field.

Yeah it’s a fuging poo show there He thought he could just will Ben Johnson to come there

Yes. There’s a formula but if they lose a minority coach to a gm/hc role they get some 2nd or 3rd rounders

Who the fug is this guy 4500 followers for 430+ followers? poor bastard is jsut screaming into the void.

Obviously Tom Brady doesn’t know something that people on this message board do

Drew Lock and Loaded

My girlfriend from Niagara Falls who’s a ravens fans and all of my friends who are also ravens fans

The rams never confirmed that rumor fwiw and mcvay and sneed have been very candid about player strategy in the past. I remember them laughing at Belichick taking a guy in the second round they had a seventh round grade on, live during the draft after then pick was made. its as likely the agent just got that out there that to try to force the panthers hand. like burns can’t both be an overrated soft sack specialist and worth two (future) firsts to one of the best run team in the nfl.

Coaches turn down shitty teams all the time. See ours. There’s a reason we had to hire a coach not a single other team even wanted to interview for a Rooney rule slot evero also had an interview with the Steelers so he’s already had more interest than our current head coach did. Whether that was just Rooney rule remains to be seen. as I keep saying, and no one wants to address, he’s been stuck with one of the least talented units in the nfl while they throw everything they can at making bryce a top 24 qb. What scheme change or play call to help Leadership Council Member Rozeboom not vanish into the middle of the line on every blitz? Or are we asking fourth string DBs to man up Puca Nacua? To say nothing about it the offense on the other side of the ball he’s been stuck with. He wanted to leave (customary) and was forced to stay. and you all better pray he doesn’t leave because I cannot imagine how pathetic the coordinator search would become. “Come to a roster of JAGs with an offense that’ll ask you to hold every other team to less than 20 points and if the coach gets fired you’ll be forced to stay for the next one.” Did Canales masturbate with any evangelical DB coaches in Tampa that we know about?

I don’t think burns would have signed long term. he wanted a bigger market.

Coaches say poo all the time. Evero isn’t going to come out and say “yeah Rozeboom we’re just out of options ya know?” and who cares if they’re “his guy” when he’s playing second fiddle to 17 ppg on the other side of the field. “His guys” are all coming from the scrap heap. or no one free agents want to play for the panthers because they’re one of the worst organizations in football.

Obviously I’m not going to defend Canales. He’d had immense resources since he got here to build one of the lowest scoring offenses in the league with some of the most unwatchable football we’ve seen since the pickles year. evero has been in the worst situation in the league since he got here and is doing more with less than Canales. Like yeah bryce is awful but there Canales was hired because he said he could fix him. The defense has like five Bryces on it and evero wants to get out here so bad he took a second interview WITH THE RAIDERS

quite the high bar there

Panthers don’t have an nfl caliber linebacker or a pass rusher to speak of and their second string would fail to make other teams practice squads but if only evero would this use One Weird Trick we’d be the 1999 ravens

Imagine saying this about any other position on the team for a player who just got another 30 mil

Yeah but it’s a thread ostensibly about Brian burns doing well as a justification to sign a different guy. Kinda clashes ya know? Comes across as a little pissy just saying you could have workshopped the structure more to clarify the topic and streamline the thought process and that service is the kind of thing im hopeful my posting consulting service will provide. we’re still in fundraising mode and my DMs are open if anyone wants to get on the ground floor of this. Also accepting resumes.

What does this have to do with Bucky brooks

Evero is getting paid millions to be the cake eater for fans who don’t understand a defense who’s best pass rusher is nic scourton isn’t going to get to the qb

I want you guys to take a moment, read this multiple times, and understand exactly what I’m saying /deep breath Id rather have Bryce than bo nix

If you go into the bathroom at night and say “big time throws” three times into the mirror, electro’s horse will appear and criticize your linens and tile choice.

Either cranky is just trolling us and he’s literally an artist or he has schizophrenia spectrum disorder and needs to go back on his clozaril.

Lmao they’re talking about me like I’m some ghoul “they one they call…..electros horse” /bar gets quiet

Collins is out for Houston that looked bad when he went down.

Theres a saying in marketing that every group needs a pervert who would think of things no one else would. Like the guy at Pizza Hut who was against the name Pzone because it sounded like a sex move and would creep everyone out with things he could think of. anyway evangelicals are really bad at this and if you talk to one there will be tons of “pause” moments they don’t catch. They’re basically all Tobias funke. anyway one of the beat writers asked earlier this season about Idzik taking over playcalling duties and Canales response was like “I care too much about him to use him in such a hard position” which was like I’m sorry? anyway they’re fuging

Moisturizes his hands