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electro's horse

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  1. Nah, paroxetine can actually be stimulating. Its a weird SNRI and the N stands for norandrenergic Bryce walking around out there like he’s on haldol drip.
  2. When we played Tennessee he made three or four throws effortlessly that Bryce hasnt made all season. dude has a hose and absolutely has that dog in him.
  3. He’ll do game day after some media training and be fine. The Golden Calf of Bristol couldn’t even read when he was at Florida and I know this from one of his tutors who’s a doctor at the same hospital where I work. Functionally illiterate. And he’s passable now. only thing that matters for game day is the fan base you bring with you. He’ll probably do great on dancing with the stars if they can find a girl small enough to be his partner.
  4. Bryce looks, acts, and plays like a spoiled rich kid who has spent his entire life bouncing between thousand dollar a day qb camps and elite high schools and colleges where he was always surrounded by the best players and has never faced a shred of adversity. Dude is Zach Wilson without the arm talent and maybe even less comfortable around black people. he is so fuging checked out.
  5. He absolutely was not. 20/38 for 146 yards (3.8 yp completion), fifty percent completion rating, more picks than TDs. as far as the throws went? Still hucking passes out of bounds, still doing a Fred Astaire impression, still throwing terrible picks (twice to the same player!), still lobbing hospital balls etc. like here it is you can watch it maybe he looks slightly better for the first couple of drives, but starting about midway through the second it turns into the Bryce we know and love. Took the falcons about twenty minutes to figure him out and every team (except the Texans) followed suit. My favorite thing about the Bryce era are these game ending fourth quarter drives. Panthers will be down ten, five minutes left, and take the rest of the time to gain thirty yards against a prevent. Just no sense of urgency or awareness from Bryce at all. Doesn’t look like he could care less. The Atlanta game ends on a five yard scramble on fourth and twenty. Dude is just oblivious.
  6. yeah basically more specifically, assuming he goes the team president route and brings in a coach/GM combo with a long term vision.. 1. Just draft best player available. There's too many holes all over the team. Trade downs for more/future picks need to be priorities. If it were me, that 33rd pick would be flipped for a 2025 1st. There is no difference for this team between drafting 33rd and 58th. Just get a good player. 2. Free agency needs to be spent on low risk high reward players. Maybe people that didn't live up to draft position or need a change of scenery. 3. Lock up Brown, Luvu long term. Franchise Burns and hope you can get him back on program. The two first round picks trade is gone forever and we need to accept that. The way he's played this year, he's absolutely not worth a first round pick. Also please resign Chinn. I just cannot believe there's nothing there to be salvaged after his rookie season. 4. Focus on the lines. Boring but true. 5. You have to bring in "competition" for Bryce. And by competition I mean a starter, because Bryce can't play in this league. Let him sit on the bench, mollify the owner and the part of the fan base that thinks everything is someone else's fault, and just go out and play boring old football. This team needs a 2002. They need someone to come in, right the ship, and hopefully put them in position to compete in 2025. They DESPERATELY need a good draft and an infusion of young talent. They don't need all pros or whatever; they just need people that can contribute at the NFL lvl.
  7. terrible contract and he was never able to stay healthy. Remember, he only played 10 games the previous two seasons. Most observers praised the compensation the panthers received for that trade, and as bitter a pill it is to swallow I think it as the good move. They just didn't follow it up with good moves so it makes things worse in retrospect. They took those picks and let Tepper's wife draft a 35 year old linebacker who has barely cracked the roster. The world where CMC is still doing well with the Panthers is also probably a world Reich isn't hired, Wilkes is given the HC position, and Bryce is never drafted. Obviously we all want that world. CMC on this current version of the Panthers would be completely wasted. Just getting tee'd off on behind the line of scrimmage and would probably be hurt. It'd be like the end of 2019 when they were just force feeding him to get him a record. It sucks but I'm glad he's not here. Dude might win MVP this year and all Panthers fans should be happy for him. If they win the Super Bowl, I'll be cheering for him. Guy was the definition of class as a Panther, embodied Keep Pounding if ANYONE did, and if they want to put him in the ring of honor one day I'd be all for it.
  8. we're at Raheem Morris era bucs lvl coaches hadn't been fired because they didn't have enough people just to run practice. Mondays were call of duty day. They never installed specific gameplans after the halfway point.
  9. I dunno. Luvu strikes me as the kind of guy who appreciates the opportunity. he’s absolutely a fool, but I think he’ll stay with a fair contract offer.
  10. Also lance got hurt. It’s just not a fair comparison. also lol “if” Bryce busts
  11. I absolutely agree. This needs to be undeniable. even as bad as things are now, there are still people that aren’t convinced. I can explain why they aren’t, broadly, but it’s unethical for me to talk about people specifically. the best thing for teppers personal development would be for this Bryce situation to get even more dire, however that is.
  12. Harbaugh would need belichick level control as well as the biggest paycheck ever and I can’t believe tepper would agree to the first part, or that anyone would actually believe him if he said he did.
  13. If young had tried to throw the ring into mount doom gollum would have jumped that poo and been gone.
  14. Fffffffffffffffffffff he got pushed upfield and to the left of Carr on one snap yesterday and cut in, like he was going to chase down the qb from behind, like he often does. then he just stopped. Maybe he thought the ball was out, because he did look like he was making an effort again once he turned to car, but man it looks like he’s going through the motions out there. I don’t blame him all, to be fair. He knows he’ll be somewhere better next year; or he’ll get twenty mil on the tag and maybe things will be better.
  15. Young is my size when I was 14 I drew John Isner who was already like 6’1 and he blew me off the court. I had huge ground strokes and I couldn’t touch his serve. young isn’t even built like an under 16 junior tennis player. Hell, he’s smaller than a lot of the women.
  16. DJ Chark obviously has incentives in his contract he knows he’s not hitting.
  17. Dude I’ve been browns biggest defender on this board and I’m glad he’s finally realizing just how big and strong he is but no. Jenkins was probably the best player IN THE NFL in 2002.
  18. That’s what he has to say. They have a script they go off of to try to keep people watching at the beginning and into half. You can tell because it’s like a presentation. there were several times when Vilma was clearly pausing to figure out the most pc way to say something.
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