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So who are we hiring next? An orange theory coach?

Bryce stopping the clock twice on that second to last possession is inexcusable. he does not fuging know how to play football.

Prior to the saints last TD, New Orleans had three timeouts and the panthers were inside their own 25. 1. Bryce ran out of bounds 2. Bryce threw out of bounds 3. Bryce was sacked. bryce does not know how to play football.

I know so much poo about tepper and his wife and I am this close to not giving a fug

If you’re one of the people that need to come buy me a drink and tell me I was right.

this was either last season or the season before i can't remember. it was like 3rd and short on the panthers 40 and he caught a swing pass to the right, behind the line of scrimmage, and turned up field and there was nothing between him and a first down except a DB that he had 50 pounds on. he didn't even get stood up by this DB. He looked like he tried to dive for the first down. if he just keeps running forward he makes it he was so short they didn't even measure it. the guy literally, LITERALLY, does not know how to play football. I am using "literally" in the grammatically correct context.

Team doctor walking in and seeing Ian on the training table

Lmao

Career earnings of 14.5 million dollars

Dude he did his stretch at Leavenworth and has dedicated his life to working with at risk youth since that moment. vick fuged up but I don’t know what else he can do.

peppers knew how to deal with that bullshit. rodgers had pulled it earlier in the game

once a month i wake up screaming, dreaming of his 4th down dive against carolina in 2004.

nations top recruit in basketball AND football

vick was a freak; that's the point. i've had masters level gross anatomy i can explain the concept of muscle insertion points and shoulder capsules to you at another time, if you'd like. one of my favorite pieces of sports trivia is that vick was the number 2 highschool recruit coming out of virginia. the guy ahead of him was considered by many to be the biggest high school recruit of all time. without looking, who can remember who that was?

like who cares. with no one around him, he five hopped into a blimp out of bounds. ken dorsey was in a long throw contest against beurlein in the late 90s. compare that to this throw you may have seen before

naturally talented wasn't the right term, granted. obviously all these guys are naturally talented. but baker isn't a big guy that can generate a ton of force, as evidenced as how he's played like complete poo in the past when he's had nagging injuries. another comparison is vick, who probably had the strongest arm in nfl hsitory. i will never forget him in his rookie year against carolina rolling right out of the pocket and throwing a 50 yard dime TO HIS LEFT to bob christian who had waddled down to the goal line while vick just dodged every defender the panthers had.

he takes five steps for that to give an extreme counter example, this got kyle boller drafted by brian billick

well yeah bryce has to crow hop. similar in concept, not scale.

neither has a naturally talented arm and need to use their entire body to throw things that look like nfl throws it's one of the reasons that baker falls apart if he has any kind of injury anywhere; he simply can't overcome it with arm strength alone it's the opposite of cam. his arm was so talented that he never really developed the hardcore mechanics and footwork, because he didn't need to. when he dove trying to tackle the DB after Kelvin's fat ass cut his route short, and he injured his shoulder, he just didn't have the other parts to fall back on.

Carson beck with a third round arm sleeve Shades of Bama Boy

is tepper buy the team tickets?

i measure success by wins but you do you

average, overpaid a few times, always renegotiated for the team, probably really loves being a panther. AJ Klein with bigger draft credentials.

ian thomas' continued presence on this team is like some old school bible poo where there's lots of gods and various ones are just making bets with each other about what they can get the other's followers to do Ian Thomas is my personal story of Job.

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