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the destruction of the second death star and its collapse from low orbit into endor would have caused a devastating nuclear holocaust that would have almost certainly wiped out all life on the planet, the ewoks especially. it's a far preferable ending to the remastered smooth jazz music they played

and there's video footage of it the intentional vehicular homicide, i mean that he committed remorselessly

tony stewart is literally a murderer

First few games in clemson in 1995 they let you bring scanners into the game. This was a tradition in NASCAR at the time so they thought they could do it for the NFL. The NFL banned this almost immediately for obvious reasons, but for a couple games you could do it and listen to the coaches. One of the guys besides me let me listen to his headphones. I was ten. It was nothing but profanities. No strategy, no plays, just fug THAT fugER IN THE fuging ASS I was not allowed to listen to it again

probably not the best expression to use in relation to tony stewart.

With everything Ruhle and Tepper have said and intimated, I'd be AMAZED if Bridgewater goes any longer than the second day of training camp as the presumed starter. Remember when Clausen was still the "starter" until like day three in Spartanburg and then he complained about it lol

i can't imagine gettleman is going to let him go that deal was his best work

Jalen Ramsay just said during an interview that Watson is heading to LA. Not sure how that's even remotely possible.

lmao he's big in the Fellowship of Christian Athletes of course he is texans have literally become an evangelical grift

yeah i think you're right

an unthinkably bad hire

this is 3 years old but i dont think its gotten much better

oh fug i thought that WAS seattle. I didn't click the youtube. yeah, it was the luke pick. i could feel my seat shaking. the second half was the worst half of football of my life. If that game was five minutes longer the Panthers lose.

the luke pick was the loudest that stadium has ever been louder than the pick against dallas in 96

he's a covid denier now he's dead to me

Per Schefter, Watson doesn't give a poo who the Texans hire; he wants out.

it's happening right now I'm sure. Though you have to think their delay on hiring a coach has to do with bienemy. Or maybe they're just trying to delay to give Deshaun time to cool down before they hire like Jim Caldwell or something. Either way I don't htink we're going to have anything on that until after Stafford is traded, because he has a team option coming up in March.

Watson has a team bonus on the 5th day of the league year, which is in march, well before the draft if the panthers fail this move then Watson has to be the next choice

i love/hate his fuging corporate speak pretty soon we're going to need to shift the paradigm and vertically integrate the new team members. let's take this to email and touch base later

also his wife is an anti vax disaster

stafford has been dealing with a litany of nagging injuries over the past few years, and has the appearance of something taped together just waiting to collapse. even this year I think there were 3-4 games he couldn't finish. There's also a lot of talk he might retire, though I guess playing for the lions can do that to you. your best bet with him is a 2 year deal. He's aging like KK short.

alright guys get ready to DISRUPT THE NFL! /none of the paychecks clear

generally a startup mentality means no one is getting paid

i mean yeah i guess if we have to choose we take the guy who can literally take the field thats a depressingly low bar to clear