electro's horse

Listen it’s not fair to evaluate bryce without four full years with Canales, and if you’re gonna have him play the fifth year you might as well lock him up long term in case he breaks out which he’s definitely going to do any season now.

Now he has to spend time with his wife, poor bastard.

FWIW my buddy knows a lot of people who work for the falcons and they seem to think they’re gonna get harbaugh if he wants to coach.

Bryce would love an Asian mall so much. he could play so much Gacha

Dipshits really lap up him throwing his couch change at infusion centers.

I don’t know how much I’d count on skattaboo playing again. Like yeah it’s just a broken bone but his feet were pointing at 12 and 6, respectably.

I think his wife takes over pretty frequently if catch my drift

Ive never seen a qb with his kind of arm talent willfully seek out out not just contact, but head first contact. Like baker will seek out DBs to put his shoulder into. Dart dives like a tackling defender in NFL blitz 98. He had good coaches in his college career, and Mike Kafka is not a dumb guy. Surely there have been attempts to get him to stop and he’s always just like “yolo bitch”

In this case it’s just people arguing dishonestly to give their boy more time. if there was a qb worth it, well the panthers can’t afford to draft him if the panthers could afford to draft him, then all of a sudden they’d have bigger needs etc similar to them challenging who’d be an improvement from FA, even though we don’t even know who’s going to be a FA. Also funny since history has shown basically any free agent would be an improvement.

That language gives “hey man this isn’t my call” energy.

I think Bryce JUST cleared the mark to have an overall positive EPA on the season. Improvement! the volatility itself is a reason you don’t start him but for some reason people don’t want to engage with question of how many games a season a starting qb is allowed to play so poorly in the team doesn’t have a chance to win.

He was considered small back then. Brees was thought to be a midget. Everything has been skewers by Kyler and now bryce. alex smith did have really small hands. Like the kind of small hands you hope your girlfriend has to boost your ego.

Smith also kept getting hurt because they hadn’t changed the rules yet to let someone that small survive in the nfl. like how many games do you think Bryce has missed by this point if Defenders are still allowed to land on him?

Bryce is….shifty he’s not some ground threat or anything

Bryce can’t hold Alex smiths jock

6.6 ypa (league average over 7), under 50% completion percentage

Powerful “oh I’m TOTALLY over my ex” vibes

The origin of advanced metrics was butt hurt patriots fans in the early 2000s trying to come up with a way to make Brady and Peyton comparable stat wise

Bryce couldn’t beat the patriots when they didn’t even have a defensive coordinator. Terrell Williams had to step away from the team for cancer treatment that week. bryce on a worse team without an offense built around his limitations isn’t winning anything like he can’t run a passing offense based on play action under center, he’s certainly not going to succeed with monken at OC. also Herbie is expected to actually make reads and progressions while Bryce just does what the voice in his ear tells him.

Guys can you give cliff notes for the people who don’t want to listen to two grown men yelling at each other.

I thought the panthers oline played very well this season in general and good enough on Sunday.

A lot of qbs got benched this year (Russell Wilson, everyone in Oakland) or got hurt. Probably should only compare him to the qbs that played over 13 starts or whatever.

I have a hard time believing this having watched the game. Like maybe if we’re including him rolling out behind the LOS PFF doing what they were originally made for and pumping up the pats by shitting on other parts of the same team for weird reasons.

Probably a few people arguing that Bryce knew he could scramble close to the first down and showed elite professing and awareness, while the rest of the board scoffed involuntarily and rolled their eyes.

Getting rid of Moton right now would be completely insane