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Cutting Bryce frees up 100 mil in cap space and everyone gets a puppy

You let someone throw a ball 30 times a game, unless they’re Nathan Peterman or something occasionally they’ll be good. Doesn’t mean they’re reliable or predictable or will happen more frequently.

Physique of a GameStop employee

Again, one of Bryce’s game winning drives was a fg in overtime after Daniel jones fumbled the first snap. Bryce did not throw. its a bullshit stat for bullshit people

Renfrow has a chronic medical condition so bad it caused him to miss a whole season and it’s probably pretty hard to physically recover when you’re shitting your guts out all week. also he got hospital ball’d by Bryce earlier in the year and i wouldn’t come back if I was him either. XL hasn’t been the same since Bryce got his guts rearranged in Philly, and Hayden Hurst never played again. Bryce out there ruining his team mates careers.

Meanwhile look where the whole defense is looking

There’s a huge difference between people that regularly watch college football and those that just watch YouTube highlights or whatever and it’s glaringly obvious when people talk about Bryce.

Don’t get me wrong XL absolutely should be benched or cut I just think Dave overvalues having a slightly more rested WR

His decreased snap count probably has more to do with Coker getting healthy and Dave wanting horn out there for his one jet sweep a game. Dave is constantly rotating all the receivers and i think he values having fresh legs at all times over specific players for situations.

Tepper wanted to make a splash and ended up drafting the equivalent of a pebble thrown into the ocean.

I was driving around the stadium doing it but the police kept telling me “this is your last warning” and “keep your hands where we can see them” and “put down Bryce young” so I stopped.

Maybe Bryce could put up trubisky numbers if he kissed more titties instead of getting dumped by his girlfriend at TCBY

I don’t think I’ve seen Bryce make the corner once this year.

Gonna keep pounding that knee into the ground as we kneel on this loss and get ready for tampa! Oh poo time left on the clock

Well maybe Bryce would do better if he had Taylor Gabriel and Allen Robinson to throw to. It’s not fair to compare.

Bryce extension plus Canales firing would be the most sicko poo imaginable. Evero still not allowed to leave for sins he committed in his past life.

I knew we could do it.

For a great value church camp counselor like Canales this is the equivalent of a blindfold and cigarette.

Tillman and Norman.

Prime 89 probably does five years for aggravated assault if he was paired with Bryce. Or he beats the charges because no North Carolina jury would convict him.

A playoff birth is probably enough for David Tepper to get keyed up and extend Bryce, all for the pleasure of getting completely boat raced at home. hard pass on this. Unfortunately it seems the Bucs are trying to get Todd Bowles fired so we’re getting in despite our best efforts.

They’re seeing him in practice and ever since he’s been in the league his knock is having no idea what to do on the football field. like if you can’t handle the basics of the position then you shouldn’t be allowed to play. Unless your name is Ian thomas.

Seriously I cannot get over that still. that defense didn’t give a poo about what Canales wanted to do. thats happened on more than half the games this year if we’re being honest.

If they fire Canales and pick up Bryce’s option then I’d probably become a legit contender for the job.

Remember when they had him limp to the podium barefoot after the falcons game, unswollen ankle and all