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For the record I have never said this.

Seahawks were passing like ten times a game lmao ”sorry babe not making it home again tonight.”

Like Bryce, cash bar on a Tuesday? Come on buddy

You see Izzy less often than you see melania. There’s a reason for that. Couldn’t even sober her up enough for Bryce’s “Sneakers and Turtle Necks for Awareness” event which, and I’m not just being shitty, was apparently really lame.

Dave has now brought his twink fluffer with him across the country to a new job twice, and honestly I respect that. if I was ever a nfl head coach you best believe you’d see offensive quality control coach Riley Reid on the sidelines

Ever been at a party or whatever and there’s a couple and everyone can tell things aren’t great and then the female will say something which is code for him not fuging her anymore then drink her drink and leave the room and EVERYONE knows what she just really said? Thats every line in the book from her about Dave. These two hate each other.

Canales never comes straight out and says he and Idzik were JO buddies, but man is it difficult to read it and come away with a different conclusion. 1. the book isn’t edited. They it through spellcheck once and published it. It’s really disjointed and at times the story kinda chanted within like two paragraphs. 2. Neither of them are going to write the great gatsby any time soon and it reads like they dictated it. Except the part where Dave talks about his apologies which is VERY carefully crafted (comparably) with lots of “I felt like I was being honest at the time, but I NOW realize I wasn’t” type poo. So there’s tons of stuff that really shouldn’t be in print. And it’s a combination of stuff where after you go back and read it you say “excuse me what?” off the top of my head within like two pages he’ll say something like “growing closer with the staff than my wife,” “late nights using porn to relax,” “bonding with the coaches.” The book opens with Canales getting the Bucs offensive coordinator job and they both tell a different recollection of it. Someone (probably Idzik) comes over to celebrate. Dave remembers saying “we were just so excited to talk about how this new role would help us share Christ’s message” or something like that. Izzy was getting wine drunk in bed (always a sign of a happy marriage) during all this and heavily implies they went out to a strip club to celebrate then when they come back home drunk she says something like “Dave always loved to relax with his friends and a thick cigar.” Like damn Dave get your wife under control. Idzik is also an evangelical who has a lot of…unfortunate…”sermons” on Facebook that’ll probably stop him from ever getting a job away from Dave. Also an impressive gay affect if you’ve never heard him speak. Sheena mentions one time the reason Dave wouldn’t give up play calling duties was because the offense was in rough shape and he “cared about Brad too much to do that to him.” Go watch the clip of Bryce and Brad celebrating after the packers game. Makes all the more salacious whispers about young make a little more sense.

No idea what a highlight throw is but this scans

Can lance even run anymore

Life sized panther

Canales playcalling has been very reactionary re: criticism so this is a safe bet.

Strouds game against UGA should have been the end of the conversation.

At the time he wrote it he had just been demoted in Seattle and probably thought his career was at a stand still. Overcoming something like this and selling the story is evangelical scam poo 101