heel31ok

You know the worst part about eating vegetables?

 

 

The wheel chair !!!

daily supply of vitamins and iron.

*facepalm*

Really?

Comeback when you realize this is a parody thread and apologize to the entire huddle for making us a little dumber for reading your post.

it only exposed your dumbness it didn't make you dumb.

Showmars

luv me some Showmars, we now have one here,Greenville, it is at the Mall but still the same food and flavor.

you cant do anything, you got bullied by a girl...nothing will change that or make it even.

Leave him alone, guys, he doesn't have a spleen.

he had some "spleenin " to do.

Great is winning back-to-back division titles on the road by 62 points when you've got a bum ankle, ribs, broken back, an UDFA chit fest @OT, and your stud rookie #1 WR is dropping balls left and right.

not always.

I am old but have been a panther fan from their beginning. Growing up we were a family divided b/t Skins fans and Cowboy fans.

I was a Cowboys fan until JJ came along and fired Tom Landry so the Panthers came along almost at the right time.

There is a big difference in being an incredibly competitive athlete on the field and being a complete dick and douche off the field.

 

You do not have to be a douche to be competitive.....too bad Smitty is both.

 

did you play football?

Outside of 2005, he was never the best player on the team.

ok...

He didn't rape anyone and someone at the store said he can have anything for free.

the owner of the store said that?

I thought maybe he would get the message and straighten himself out. He is a great talent and probably will do well for 1/2 the season but the crab leg gag during the draft party says he doesn't get it. It's all a joke to him and that will come back to bite him in the end.

He acted like a college student in college. Shocker.

this is why.

So he was drunk and pushed his brother in the kitchen.  lol

in the kitchen, or into the kitchen?

does he know the annexation of Puerto Rico?

my favorite play.

you never disappoint.tell Linda hello

Which one of your unfortunate younger relatives did you burden into helping you poo out this stinker of a reply?

it's uncanny! How do you do that?

Sandals and cargo pants

you accuracy is astounding, especially how consistent you are across most subjects.puke now!

they already know about where this is going to end up , it will be done and they will all be happy about it when it is over. I don't see Russell going anywhere for a while.

selfish, me-first

the art of negotiation, start high.

Why do you think Vines are so popular?  

twizzlers are better.

 

It looks like he will fit right in on Ron's staff.

 

Jim Caldwell winning over Colts fans by canning Russ Purnell

http://www.stampedeblue.com/2009/1/15/724739/jim-caldwell-winning-over

 

"Caldwell has already won me over. I reserve judgment on how affective he is when it comes to winning, but as a person he has conveyed strength, intelligence, humor, and a willingness to be his own person. Caldwell is not Tony Dungy-lite. Caldwell is Caldwell, and nothing made that point stronger than his recent "firing" of long-time special teams coach Russ Purnell yesterday. Well, it wasn't really a firing, per say. Purnell's contract was up, and they just decided not to renew it. But, it certainly feels like a firing. Tip to jumunjis.

Yes folks, Russ Purnell is now finally gone. Permit me to sing a tribute to Russ's departure from West 56th Street:

 

 

I will give Purnell some credit for improving the Colts kick and punt coverage this season. DVOA ranked coverage near the top of the league, but I think that had more to do with Adam Vinatieri getting in great shape and booming his kickoffs. Also, adding Pierre Garcon, Buster Davis, and Marcus Howard to the mix helped. Throughout Purnell's tenure as special teams coach, the Colts always hovered between mediocre and awful despite the fact they drilled special teams play all the time. In training camp, there were entire practices in the afternoon dedicated to special teams. Yet, despite all the work, the unit marginally improved.

Most of us have been begging the Colts to fire Purnell for years, but the rumor out of Indy was that Dungy couldn't do it because of loyalty. Dungy never liked to fire coaches, especially coaches he was close to. But in Purnell's case it was loyalty to a fault. Unlike Dungy, Caldwell seems to have no problem dumping bad or ineffective coaches. Thus, Purnell is gone."

 

 

 

Petition to Fire Russ Purnell

http://www.stampedeblue.com/2007/11/14/11448/727

 

sometimes timing is everything, hope this is one of those times.(see Bruce Arians)

True that. I took down my tweet. 1. It was stupid. 2. I'm not sure if tweets are legally binding.

lol

I don't know about legally binding but they have caused some legal unbinding.

screw all yah with "tall" or "sky". Ppl know that they are tall. You need a cool nickname.

Hence forth KB,Olsen,Funchess shall be called. The Three Amigos.

yes, great...

Loom and Doom

It's happening

keep rolling and pop it in gear at just the right time...keep up the momentum