PandaPancake

The government's weather machine

It's been below zero for days. It warms up to 32 and it's light hoodie weather

So was this a bye week or something?

It looks like my cat designed a workout by his flailing

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I live with a vet

-15. -25 with windchill.

I had to have guys only be outside for 30 minutes before they had to spend 10 minutes inside to warm up. Guys were losing motor skills and basic math.

Jaguars kill for fun. There are more tigers in Texas than in the wild. Mountain lions have more in common with a domestic house cat than lions, tigers, and jaguars.

I made a snowman out of paraffin then someone lit him on fire before I could get a picture

They can clean out the mud tanks easier

Very clever. But I learned how to thrive in this during arctic survival training not during Calculus for Business. Run along while the real men work.

Once it's below zero it all feels the same. Snot freezing inside your nose

It's going to be -13 tonight. Before wind chill

It begins.

Fire retardant work clothes

I find this very irresponsible to sell fire retardant clothes to kids

It's not like snow will stick around. Keep the interstates and US highways clear for commerce and it's all good. It was 50 at 530 this morning. 29 now with wind chill it's 13. One of the hands had his hard hat freeze to his hair.

That's what they say here. I swear these snow plow operators are addicted to plowing snow. It's like they found a bunch of people with ADHD who liked plowing snow, loaded them up with Adderall and tell them to go nuts. I was driving down I-25 in June, hit by a hail storm that covered about 12 miles of the interstate in ice. Before I got to the end they already had a guy out there plowing the road.