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< Born in 2012 on 3.14 @ 1:59pm

... Playoffs?

Ok... he's proven to you that he's a mediocre GM... but who the fug are you?

& he knows that you keep what you kill...

Reality.

Ah... this explains my friends facebook status "Cassie had me at **** punch! ".

If, IF... this is true, this says more about the refs imo. If it truly made that much difference, its hard to believe the refs wouldn't notice when they placed the ball.

Exactly!

I usually think of Sam Kinison

When I was in the Army, we were told that if we got into an argument with our SO & in even hinted at turning violent, we should lock ourselves in a room, call one of our buddies to come over, then call the cops. Stay in the room (& on the phone with the 9/11 operator) until everyone got there so you'd have witnesses that you hadn't done anything. Easier today with cell phones being so widespread but a good idea, since it removes you from a chance at losing your temper at the least.

No, but I told her I was gonna "smurf that ass you keep it up" a lot

Oh it doesn't work when you're a short skinny guy either. I almost got arrested when a friend who's 6'4" 190lbs came over, yelled "What up Papa Smurf!!" (Her normal greeting for me) tripped on th last step, screamed, hit her head on the rail, got a nice little egg growing. Neighbor called the cops & while we were trying to convince her to go to the infirmary to get it checked, the cops showed up & were only too happy to cuff me up & try to get her to press charges dispte the fact she & her friends told them what happened, plus she was damn near a foot taller & had 50 lbs on me. Why? Because the neighbor said it sounded like someone was beating their wife/girlfriend.