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jasonluckydog

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  1. That cheerleader needs to shave her face. I know our women aren't that hot, but come on.
  2. Five hundred ninety-nine yards passing, 5 TDS in the air, and three ints. He will rush for 42 yards and score one yd. We lost the game by 10 points when our kicker retired in the 2nd quarter due to discovering he has feline aids.
  3. My wife asked me this morning why I keep blowing my nose in my underwear.
  4. I had the 5th pick and I took Cmac, I'm number 1 in my league. I also got Pollard, Barkley, Kittle, A Cooper, Davante Adams, Hopkins, J Allen.
  5. An update, I took the kitty to the vet. I tried to give this kitty to my vet on the phone and was told no. They were full of kittens. They saw the kitty and recognized that this was a long-haired tortoiseshell cat. 6 weeks old. These cats are not rare, but their markings are. My vet came in all seriousness and asked me why I named her Gizmo. I said gremlins—the split face. He pulled out his phone and showed me a pic of my cat, but this was his cat. a very rare male who he also named Gizmo. Anyway, these cats sell for $1k to $2k Males are rarer; sadly, the males are usually sterile and have health issues. He wants my cat along with his partner. My son is now in love with the cat. I can't get rid of her now. I have had two veterinarians, my dad, and a neighbor that want her. My beagle is begging me to get rid of her. My English bulldog is trying to be her momma.
  6. Blastin bombs all night. Legendary.
  7. I'm only watching the game because I'm on kitten watch and I have nothing else to do
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