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I will give them credit for being the first crappy team we've played that isn't delusional about how crappy they are.

North Carolina Dallas fans are more or less the scum of the earth. Dallas Dallas fans are basically like any other fan base. An outer layer of assclowns followed by the vast majority who just want to watch some good football.

So the Viper just does whatever he wants, and he gets away with it. Seems like he should be the Patriots in this analogy.

Wait what happens to Gilgamesh? Does he get revenge on that viper bitch? Cliffhangers not cool man.

Superbowl MVP

I like to only post when I feel I have something that hasn't already been contributed. With a pretty solid core of posters, I don't feel the need to jump in much. When I do it's usually extended metaphors, race baiting, and/or polysyllabic words. Unless I'm PwP (posting while pooing), then all bets are off.

We need a strawman emoji...

Never send to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee.

I see what you did there...

I'll take feminists over misogynists every day of the week and twice on Sundays.

Yeah let's not get carried away... it's probably going to be more like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QK8mJJJvaes

That actually would have been: Sammi Jo Makes Good on Body Paint Bet

Missy Elliott. Excellent half time adjustment.

He's the Captain Munnerlyn of WRs. He'll overproduce for his natural talent but underproduced for what the coaches ask him to do.

If the doctor said it was medically safe, I would have induced birth last weekend.

Great podcast as always. Quick thoughts: 1) Apparently, Sammi has both an imaginary boyfriend and a crazy ex-girlfriend. The legend grows. 2) Igo only takes 5 minutes on his articles, which would make his PPM (pie per minute) rate off the charts. On a sidenote, we should have advanced Huddle metrics just lolz e.g. P/P pie to post ratio. 3) Y'all should give up the pretense with arm wrestling and pushups and just jump straight to Seinfeld style Feats of Strength Contests. The podcast is not over until Igo is pinned!

I can't find the original quote, but: When you first meet Greg, you think, "there's something off about this guy" and then you hang out with him a bit and to know him. Then you realize, there's something off about this guy.

This is the one and only time I'm glad the Bucs swept us last year. Plenty of reasons for the team to get fired up about this one.

Yeah it wasn't really a choice. What quality OC wants to join the staff of a lame duck coach?

I'm glad we traded him after we played the Giants, and I hope the Beast proves all the doubters wrong. Good luck Jon.

Rookie wall with two players who had consistency issues in college. Granted that was probably mostly the fact they were playing 90 plus percent of snaps, but I still expect to see a bit of a drop off at the end of the season. Next season I think they'll be scary good.

Based on recent threads and posts this needed a bump. Pin please? Heck can we make it required reading before you can make a new thread for the rest of preseason?