SmokinwithWilly

It helps with the deep clean, or so I've heard.

Not just canned goods. Dry items like rice, beans, vegetables, and dried spices are all something that are fairly cheap to buy and easy to store if you are creative. I'm not saying you have to go full prepper mode, but having a 3 months supply can be acquired over the course of a year passing on a take out meal, cigarettes or Starbucks. Water can be a bit more of a task, especially in urban areas.

Some people have enough fat stores they could go for 2 months and still be ok.

Just find someone with lyme disease. Problem solved.

I make 2 cups of hot tea, sweetened with a teaspoon of honey, then pour it over ice. I drink sweet tea once or twice a month in the evening. Other than that, it's water with lemon and lime.

I suspect if you zoom out there might be a missing T-top, graduation tassel on the rear view, and a mullet of epic proportion about to get in the front seat.

Would that be considered a rim job?

Her boyfriend's name is Willie Phister.

What if I choke the chicken instead?

Or a popsicle. Vanilla please. The chocolate ones make me jealous.

The shoulder speration or dislocation worries me somewhat. I dislocated mine 10 years ago and there are times when my shoulder takes a jarring impact and I immediately lose some feeling in my hand and my arm drops. Sometimes those injuries just don't heal properly.

I won't be suprised if Cam busts out something from Electric Boogaloo this weekend.

And who in their right mind wouldn't turn down a bj from a snaggletooth woman in her formerly white tube top with the crescent shaped pit stains, zoobahs with fabric stretched to the breaking point, and the strapped on pig nose? Nevermind, the nose is real.

It was probably the finger he uses for self prostate exams.

They got a TD. Just not the one they wanted.

Goodell will be on a conference call with the refs tonight screaming at them for screwing up treebeard's redemption game in primetime.

Fug me. I just had to pop a nitro. Damn you cardiac cats.

Not if she stays on her back with her feet in the air.

If you like it put a ring on it.

Is Hurney consulting for the Bears? This must be what it felt like when we traded our 2nd rounder for Armanti Edwards.

Gman needs to go back to fox and trade Webb for Alshon. He would be a vast improvement over Jimmy Pickles.

I live in Seahawk land and this would look AWESOME in my office which is the only one without some Seahawk crap in it. That, and it will bring me many hours of joy after Luke intercepts Wilson and returns it for a TD to lock up our trip to the Super Bowl. Best MLB in the NFL. DPOY, SBMVP is the only title he's missing, but he'll get that this year.

Sunday I will be drinking immortality water. It's called beer.

I'm not really one to wish injury, but I hope TD, Luke, and Shaq absolutely destroy Bortles when he's scrambling. 2.5 flips with 1.5 twists please. Difficulty 2.8