SmokinwithWilly

There are some strange fetishes out there...

Yeah, nobody is wishing they had Cam Irving. The only reason he didn't have a bunch of holds was the interior line collapsed way to fast.

He was sponsored by American Standard.

If only we had a monster RG somewhere..

Cuteness. Stop being cute. Enough of all the TEs. Get Elf on IR, he's terrible. Brown at RG to get some push. And spread the ball around. This isn't college football and trying plays that only work 1 out of 100 times is t going to cut it. Play to win. Never stop playing to win.

We play really small inside the 20. We have to get creative. We have big targets, go for the fade. Crossing routes with speed. And for fugs sake, put Elf on the bench.

Our offense looks old and stale. I hope Brady opens his playbook because at the rate he's going, we are going to be out of games very early on. I don't know why it's so hard to understand, teams that put their foot on the gas from the outset do well, and conservative play calling usually leaves you drafting in the top half. A ceiling is a man-made thing. Blow the roof off.

Find a way to replace Irving and Elfein with a couple competent players and he could be really good.

Red zone offense can't look like this and be expected to get Ws

A win feels pretty damn good.

Snow. This defense looks legit.

Darnold is already halfway to his win total from last season!!

Brady needs to get his poo together. Madden rookie mode play calling is not going to get it done.

Watching Brady call this offense almost makes me miss Shula... Almost.

Peyton had to just to keep his balance. That forehead had its own zip code.

Darnold might calm down once Elf gets benched. I have more faith in flea market TP to hold up than I do Elf to actually make a block.

Thus isn't college football. This is the NFL and he better start coaching like it is.

Would you trust this blocking? Elf would be just as effective from the bench

NFL really started losing me during SB 50. Carolina lost, someone has to. But I have never seen such a ridiculous amount of bias in refereeing. Opening game 2016, Cam is headhunted, nothing. He gets told you're not old enough to get that call. Brady or Rodgers gets a finger touch on the helmet and it's roughing the passer. It's not just Carolina that deals with this. The NFL has its darling players and franchises and more and more, games feel scripted like WWE. Goodell has been a terrible commissioner for the NFL. It's hard to demand integrity from players when the league office has none.

A Walmart out here used to offer a raffle ticket for every cart you brought back inside from outside. The prize was a $250 GC, a $100 GC, and a $50 GC every other week. Worked great. Was never a cart outside. So naturally they ditched the idea. Why use your greeter to hand out tickets when you can hire cart runners.

I guess 16-1 will have to do.

When you have no support system, you can get pretty damn frazzled. Sometimes all you need is just to know you have some help if you need it and it's not all up to you to fix it. Closest thing I can think to compare it to is 1st couple days cooking in a restaurant vs being there a year. 10 tickets at once and you might panic a little on your first couple days, a year later, and it's "hold my beer".

That would be insanely fun too watch, if it worked. I've always thought Cam made sense here if he could be Darnold's backup and we were serious about making a run for a championship. The downside obviously is his personality is so big, he could cause a distraction among the fanbase and media. We all know his shoulder isn't the same and he wears down over a full season. But if he had to come in and play the last 3 or 4 games and we could be in the playoffs, Cam could lead that run and I have much more faith in his abilities to do so than Walker.

I prefer some Halle Berry