SmokinwithWilly

Her boyfriend's name is Willie Phister.

What if I choke the chicken instead?

Or a popsicle. Vanilla please. The chocolate ones make me jealous.

The shoulder speration or dislocation worries me somewhat. I dislocated mine 10 years ago and there are times when my shoulder takes a jarring impact and I immediately lose some feeling in my hand and my arm drops. Sometimes those injuries just don't heal properly.

I won't be suprised if Cam busts out something from Electric Boogaloo this weekend.

And who in their right mind wouldn't turn down a bj from a snaggletooth woman in her formerly white tube top with the crescent shaped pit stains, zoobahs with fabric stretched to the breaking point, and the strapped on pig nose? Nevermind, the nose is real.

It was probably the finger he uses for self prostate exams.

They got a TD. Just not the one they wanted.

Goodell will be on a conference call with the refs tonight screaming at them for screwing up treebeard's redemption game in primetime.

Fug me. I just had to pop a nitro. Damn you cardiac cats.

Not if she stays on her back with her feet in the air.

If you like it put a ring on it.

Is Hurney consulting for the Bears? This must be what it felt like when we traded our 2nd rounder for Armanti Edwards.

Gman needs to go back to fox and trade Webb for Alshon. He would be a vast improvement over Jimmy Pickles.

I live in Seahawk land and this would look AWESOME in my office which is the only one without some Seahawk crap in it. That, and it will bring me many hours of joy after Luke intercepts Wilson and returns it for a TD to lock up our trip to the Super Bowl. Best MLB in the NFL. DPOY, SBMVP is the only title he's missing, but he'll get that this year.

Sunday I will be drinking immortality water. It's called beer.

I'm not really one to wish injury, but I hope TD, Luke, and Shaq absolutely destroy Bortles when he's scrambling. 2.5 flips with 1.5 twists please. Difficulty 2.8

Personally, what frustrates me the most about Shula is when it seems he gives up if there is more than 3 yards left on 3rd down. 3rd and 14, delayed handout up the the gut, bubble screen, quick slant for 4. Hell, we might as well punt on 3rd down. At least that's how it feels to me. I have very little confidence in his ability to sustain a drive. Maybe that's fair, maybe not, but damn it sure feels that way too often for my liking.

I might have more respect for this if it was from MIT.

I always flush before I poo. Gotta make sure the evac route is clear before dropping off the troops.

When i get on an elevator when I stay at a hotel, if someone else is on it, I will jump up and down saying why won't this thing move. This can't be done with the wife in the elevator or small children. I'm usually crying by the time I make it to the lobby from laughing so hard.

Don't forget the pink flaps.

Would have been absolutely epic if it had been Astroglide.

Wonder where she hid the suction cup.

Anyone else find it ironic that a sign for "damn good oil" has been erected next to the butt hole bowl?