SmokinwithWilly

Blake Bortles is available. I know, I know. But he's got NFL starter experience. Can win a couple of games in a pinch. And for the right price, would likely be better than PJ or Grier. Question is what would he want for a contract.

What if you drop it? Are you going to feel deflated?

Not enough??

My toilet is facing New Orleans. May their asses burn with the heat of 1000 Carolina reapers.

Maybe he thought he was supposed to bump and release... except he's not a tight end.

Can he play LT

I know it was bad. Just trying to put a little positive spin on it even though there was really none to be had

It looks like he whiffed more than got pancaked. He was stretching out to make the block and the DB stopped and was changing direction and a push up from lower was enough to get him off his feet. At least it sounds better than he got pancakes by a 200 lb DB.

Did they read the Huddle before trading for him? We all knew. How the hell could they not.

He's probably already gotten more QB coaching than he did in 3 years in NY.

It's hard to get separation in 2 yards

What about the one where the guys dress up like the Easter bunny and are all hanging outside the bar rethinking their career choices when the waitress comes outside to take out the trash.. I could go on but I ran out of data on my plan...

InB4 Sizzle

So very happy Dan Snyder interfered with Washington's draft plans.

Kinda like having a corvette in the garage but always driving your 1990 Ford Taurus because it's always gotten you from point A to point B and it's not like you drive over 65 anyway.

It's Moton easily. I liked Samuel but it's a damn shame it took so long to figure out how to use him. I know Ron was a defensive guy but man, you would think he would have learned something having to plan around gadget players.

I didn't have a problem with signing Elfein. My issue was it was so fast and IMO, a little high based on his body of work. If we're looking for someone who can slide between C/G then it makes some sense instead of going with a guy that's strictly a guard. I figured he could have been had later in FA for less.

It's not 1 case. It's 22 separate unresolved cases. He could be more, a whole lot more, and he may be. But right now, from a business standpoint, you can't give up 3 years of number 1s and some 2s, starting caliber players, 50m in salary cap and dedicate a roster spot on the hope that this isn't true. I don't think for 1 second Watson is ignorant. Bringing in dozens of massage therapists and going as far as to fly them in, if nothing crazy is going on, record that poo.

He's gotta keep that settlement money coming in.

Sweet Daddy Sammy D

It's also possible he could be getting 5 to 10

And what if the league suspends him indefinitely? I know the chances are slim to none, but just for arguments sake. Would the Texans be willing to give back those picks because they know he's going to be playing the next 10 years. Of course not. The only thing the Texans are sure of is someone is going to be desperate and possibly bail them out of a huge bind. I hope it isn't us.

It's not about revenue. And you're right, he's likely going to settle and get a slap on the wrist. But as an organization, you can't look past all of this and say success makes it ok. The damage you will do inside of the organization will be catastrophic. How many women will be willing to come work here knowing that's the stance of ownership? How many women involved in the team will be willing to stay? How many wives of free agent players will want to come to Carolina knowing that the only thing a player does that matters is on the field? Times have changed. We can't scream for equality and treat others as irrelevant just because of their gender. And if it does turn out to be true, could you be in that locker room with him knowing he did that to someone's mother, daughter, sister, wife. What if it was your sister? There's a lot of problems just waiting to be had in all of this right now.

Gonna start off strong... get some pie... feel good about myself... get a cramp... get some poo about poor performance... mumble about missed opportunities...why am I crying... what are we talking about again?