SmokinwithWilly

Dallas is always the most satisfying. Watching Sanders getting lambasted in prime time was just the icing on the cake.

If Tampa was starting Bryce next week we'd be salivating at the day our defense could have, especially after watching what Seattle just did.

It's a pretty decent retirement plan from what I hear. Get hired. Work 30% or less of your contract before you're fired. Collect full payout.

I actually laid this out in another thread yesterday. Bryce is probably 2 inches too short to see over the shoulders of our shortest lineman. Inside a tight pocket, he's blind.

PJ. Both could check down just fine. At least PJ wasn't afraid to arm punt it 50 yards.

might need a booster seat to see over the guys in front.

We are a scared offense that can't actually do anything well. Dave isn't an OC. He's only a HC because everyone worth a damn was turning down interviews. Our QB needs a ladder to see the entire field. Defenses have figured out our offense. Put 8 in the box and dare Bryce and Canales to throw it. Sometimes it works. Most times it doesn't. We damn sure aren't a passing offense and you can't be a smash mouth running offense when the guy calling plays can't even figure out which RB has the hot hand. We're the prom date that looks just good enough to get asked once the lights are turned down really really low.

I went back through the archives hunting for a selfie of the infamous Fat Alice for comparison but evidently such a thing took up too much space on the Huddle storage and was deleted to save a few TB of space.

Well ain't that a kick in the fugging nuts.

Look. My nanny dressed me for supper.

Why do I feel like the next post from BigKat will be posing in Lowe's with Rex Ryan.

But we weren't at the cusp of winning the division because we were good. This division is bad, and reality looks like if Shough had been starting the season instead of Rattler, NO would be winning this one. It's like us "winning" the division at 7-9. How can you win a division without a winning record?

Your hot takes are hot poo.

Deserve is a better question for me. I don't think we deserve it. The ending of that game bothers me. As a fan, it bothers me. As a competitor, it really bothers me. I saw something yesterday I really don't like and it goes against everything Keep Pounding represents. I don't think we deserve it.

I forgot about the last score, but you still never fugging quit, especially when youre offense.

Clausen was bad but he didn't play scared, just spectacularly terrible.

It feels like whoever wins this division will somehow manage to do it with a losing record even if they win next week.

I would have laughed like hell if Seattle had tossed one for a TD instead of doing a kneel down after we left 30 something seconds on the clock.

And still pretending that having your LT, QB, and 2 1st round WRs on rookie contracts doesnt skew those numbers even more. We've invested far more quality picks into offense than the defense. We've heavily invested in the offense at the expense of the defense. Without the defense exceeding their preseason expectations, we're winning 3-5 games looking at another top 10 pick.

It would probably be even better if our offense could sustain a drive.

Why is it done? A real NFL offense can score in under 60 seconds. An onside kick and a few quick hits to the sidelines and a long field goal to tie it. You never take a fuging knee when there's a chance to still compete.

If we were playing any other team with Bryce as their starting QB we'd be licking our chops and cheering their HC stupidity.

Spent 500 on floor seats for a concert and my wife couldn't see the entire time because she was staring into someone's back. I'll never pay for floor seats again unless it's front row.