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Sometimes when I’m trying to last longer I bed, I try to name all of our linemen including backups and practice squad. I dream of the day when I can’t last beyond the starting 5 because of how big, mean, and nasty they are.

You guys are super bowl or bust? Man, just give me some playoff runs for now. Just no more shitty seasons for a while.

What if Sam throws his girlfriend onto a futon full of weapons and gets put on the commissioner’s exempt list? You didn’t account for that scenario.

I like the idea of drafting Moton insurance. Give the guy a year to develop. If he looks promising, then why not keep a 22 yr old on a rookie deal rather than paying top dollar to a vet, and maybe we land a comp pick along the way.

So relieved that we didn’t give up 30 first round picks. I’m fully behind loading up the line for Darnold. And if he blows, we have the line ready to block for Crum. I can hear it now: CRUUUUMM! POOUUNDDING! CRUM!! POOUUNDING!

Alright, here is my month out mock: I think we are stuck with a shitty hand and need to just sit on it and ride it out. No real QBs to be had and Plenty of opportunity for a desperate team to fug up their future. I want to trade back and fill roster spots. In earlier drafts, I wanted to snag a late round QB but as they’ve all gone back to school, I’m punting that until next year and looking for Crum or Ridder If we can’t make a move up for Rattler. In this mock, I took a two of the offered trade backs wary on. I think we could realistically trade from 8 back to the early teens and then back to the late 20s. This nets us a top line prospect and a bounty of picks. Top priority is line. Find mean nasty mother fuggers. Our line blows. It has blown. we either need to go back to the roid days or have a serious talent infusion. 26. Tevin Jenkins OT - plug in starter at RT if we think Moton can switch to LT. 39. Trey Smith OG - or creed Humphrey if he is there. He wasn’t. Smith is a plug in starter at guard. 51. Josh Myers IOL - guard for a year then Center when Paradis leaves. 55. Rondale Moore WR- Samuel replacement. I wasn’t targeting him but he was there in the sim. I don’t hate it. 73. Cameron McGrone LB- I’m sold on him being an above average prototypical MLB. 82. Ambry Thomas CB 113. Keith Taylor CB We know cb is an issue. I double DJax is back after this year. I think these two CBs can both play in this league. 151. Jaylen Twyman DT - smaller framed pass rusher that can get to the QB. 3tech in our 4-3. I’d assume that at just under 300lbs, he’d make a good DE in a 3-man front. 193. Tommy Kraemer OG - depth with starter upside 222. Alaric Jackson OT - Depth with starter upside 226. Nick Eubanks TE - dart throw that doesn’t need to do much to be replace the guys we’ve been rolling out there. I think this draft gives us 7 starters - almost all at a position of need. Think about how many starters we’ve pulled out of some of our best drafts. Even with teddy, we’d be in the hunt for the playoffs. Next year, we’d have a complete team in place to hopefully find that franchise QB.

I really like Jay Tufele. Seems like a well rounded tackle that can do it all. He would be my top choice for DT in the entire draft. If we wait a little, I like Jaylen Twyman.

Can we get a thread for the women too? Maybe a few threads on what Cam Newton’s kids are wearing for Easter or what they ate for lunch? I know that one will be popular around here.

Thinking a shitty defensive tackle would take care of Cam’s blind-side

Why would you sell?

He sucks. But I am glad that he grew out his hair. Def a backup QB move right there.

Top Ukraine Dating Sites? This chick is kind of hot. I hope she won’t mind that I’m not Ukrainian.

That’s where I’m at. OL galore. Just draft them all and let’s check off that huge box.

Good thing it’s easier to successfully draft OL because even though you have it listed as one all-encompassing positions, we need LT, OG, C, OG. also, I’ll add the law of large numbers. The more first round QBs that are picked, the closer we should be to that 63% figure. Do we think Lawrence is legit? Do we think Wilson is?

Gun to my head, I’d trade teddy for 4 first rounders

Could trade this year’s picks for 2022 first rounders to all the teams that suck. Then, when they suck, we get their high pick.

Kenny Pickett? Desmond Ridder? Dustin Crum?

My thoughts too. I’m sure the coaching staff knows if they will try Moton at LT. I wish we knew. Would be very relevant as we look at some of these prospects.

Absolutely can be much worse than Teddy.

Eichenberg and Jenkins are guys I’d like. I think they are both projecting As early second rounders.

Has a little 89 in him. I think he was the one embarrassing people at the senior bowl workouts.

Sweet. Don’t care. Give me Cameron McGrone from Michigan in not the first round.

Aren’t there any shitty corners we can draft in the third round and plug them in for left tackle? That feels more like the panther way.

Smokescreen! You don’t need cap to sign draft picks, if you trade away all of your draft picks! Got em!

They probably had to empty their pockets to beat out Washington