Jase

What is funny about this is that the narratives are completely flipped from last year's divisional playoff game. One team dominated the whole year. The other "got hot" at the end of the year and is coming off a victory over a relatively weak opponent in the wildcard round. The fans of the weaker team is now flooding the board of the stronger team, desperately trying to convince the stronger team's fans (and themselves) that they belong. Only we aren't banning all of you for no reason. (PS free Panther Jase on Seahawks.net)

Good lord, Hawks fans. I feel we must get back to the basics. lesson one: this is a football.

Tell these things to your compatriots, they haven't gotten the memo that Russell hasn't put together a complete season and are crying about it. We are laughing at them, which is the entire premise of this thread. But welcome, anyway.

I would say that RW can come over to cam's house to see the trophy, but cam will probably keep it on a shelf above RW's eye level.

You can put nascar allegory down as one of the last things I expected to see in a phillyb piece

Shula didn't come from no dang ol' monkey

I remember the first time I had someone put in a sparkly knob for me.

So which engineering school did this guy go to?

Yeah, I never understood why everyone says "keep cam in the pocket". That is how you beat two kinds of QB's: 1. Short little squirrelly QBs like Brees and Wilson. They can't see over the linemen when there's a rush in their face and they struggle. 2. QBs who don't have much passing ability (ie Vick, Vince Young, Jake Locker) Cam is big enough and accurate enough to make you pay from the pocket.

Man, I hope he doesn't say anything about the jews doing 9-11.

This is you... isn't it

I will chip in 25 cents for whoever wants to split the paintings with me

I am unofficially here wondering if this thread is the equivalent of tailgating for the real official game day thread?

Speaking of smitty's old radio spot, remember that time he said he was only sticking around Carolina so he could collect a paycheck and pad his career statistics? Those were good times as well.

I got it from smitty's own mouth when he was on the radio every week. He really said some eye opening stuff because he just didn't give a fug .

You're right, I didn't even think about the fact that when he was here, he had a direct line to the owner. He routinely went over the heads of the coaches and GM.

If smitty was a good guy and a team player like, say, Thomas Davis, he'd still be here. He will never get it, though, and that's why it's poetic justice that he's in the cellar of the league to end his career. He's a loser.

Why stop at tight shorts IMHO. The male ass was meant to be seen.

the ladies look great. One of these years, I am hoping for a new black uniform for them.

I'm going to say what I said last year, not knowing that we were going to have that turnover debacle. If we can get the eagles to punt on their early possessions, we have the potential to hold the ball for 45 minutes of this game.

no señor

Is there a deadline for entries? I can't find either of the riding crops in my bedroom and may have to buy a new one.

probably not?

^They can at least still call themselves the 12s!

Are you kidding? He's shown freak-like flexibility when thomas davis has thrown him around like a rag doll. He could be a contortionist.