PizzaTheHutt

It is insanely frustrating to see the rest of the NFC South implode in front of our very eyes and yet we are powerless to take advantage of this vacuum. Especially since EVERYONE HERE SAW IT COMING. We've been waiting on Brees and Brady to retire. Check. Sean Peyton gone? Sure. And here we are with our thumbs up our butts when we should have been preparing to dominate this division for the next decade. something something forest something something trees.

you beat me to it!!! ....so I went up to HR to talk to Carol and I knocked on the door and said Caaaaaarrrrroll Caaarrrrrrrol. But guess what dude? THERE IS NO CAROL IN HR. This place is a freakin' ghost town. but the good news is we found Pepe Silvia.

Well now it's time to say goodbye to Sean and all his kin And they would like to thank you folks for all the Vicodin You're all invited back next year to this locality To have a heapin' helpin of this new normality NFC South that is. Set a spell. Take your shoes off Ya'll come back now, ya hear?

I always hate it when this question gets asked. Men vs. boys. Yes, Bama would be highly motivated to win. But you might as well be asking who wins with Darth Vader vs Batman because some questions aren't supposed to be answered (it's Vader by a country mile unless Batman has an anti-Force spray in his utility belt)

Meh, "hate" is a strong word for someone that's in wayyyyy over their head. I hate the way he throws his players under the bus after a game. I hate his game management skills. But I don't hate the dude, that's just petty. But the Huddle loves it's negativity. It keeps us warm at night. So I guess we all get tickets to the Hater's Ball this year (and probably next year too). We form into some kind of hate-fueled Voltron when we all come together like this. My advice? Let go of the hate. Or at least rub one out before the game starts. Then at least you can take that upcoming Loss without a loaded gun in your pants.

"The Boy who cried Jay Z"

I watched the game yesterday (unfortunately) and now all I can hear in my head is Mark "ButtFumble" Sanchez laughing at us trying to pull off the two QB system. Mark. Effing. Sanchez.....who was trying (and failing) to do his best Tony Romo broadcast imitation. These truly are the blurst of times.

fra-gi-le...... why, he must be Italian!

What a complex wave of emotions this week has been

Why did this story break so early in the morning? ....and why am I still up? Mind your own damn business

CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY AND SO DID I

to me it's the hubris of Rhule and Brady for thinking that they can take Darnold, rehabilitate him and turn him into a legit starting quarterback.....behind one of the worst offensive lines in all of football. They took a risk and they whiffed on it bad. Someone's gotta fall on the sword, and that someone has to be Brady. Hopefully he will take the LSU gig, Rhule will go to Penn State and we can flush these last two years. We have a good defense and good cap space next year, and an owner with deep pockets. Surely we can do better than this.

Fitterererererererer is a mad scientist. a 6th round pick?!?!?!?! highway robbery.

so was it the turf? the cleats? I mean I was holding my breath when DJ went down too. The field was the real opponent last night.

Can Cam's ego handle being a backup somewhere? That is uncharted territory for him. Dude definitely deserves better treatment than he's gotten....but really how much does he have left in the tank? He's had the poop beaten out of him ever since he joined the league.

If he can come out and light up the Jets, it's going to go so freakin far in his development and confidence. This first game is when we exorcize some ghosts. Might be the most important game of his career (so far...)

getakickergetakickergetakicker (gets a new kicker) omg not THAT one (fine...fires kicker) getakickergetakickergetakicker (gets a new kicker) OMG NOT THAT ONE TOO (sigh)