PizzaTheHutt

I want a new kicker!

Robbing the Texans with that last 3rd was just the icing on the cake. Have we completely made up for the Darnold trade? Does anyone care about that 2nd anymore? We are playing with monopoly money now. Everything has changed. And we fought that change at first because getting effed in a 2nd round trade is built in to our muscle memory. And then the results started coming, and the picture came together like a Bob Ross Saturday afternoon special. My God. Its beautiful.

bah hahahahaha I never said that Ole Miss academics were worth a poo. D'oah!!!

Elisha Moore is a freakin' burner. Put that dude in the slot and he is an immediate threat. With DJ and Robby on the outside, Moore could do a LOT of damage vs linebackers and safeties. Here he is vs. South Carolina last year with a 91 yard touchdown bomb (the play was so good that Lane Kiffin threw his clipboard 30 feet and took off running down the sidelines while the ball was still in the air...) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4w1qWaBXd_Q ....and yes I went to Ole Miss so pardon my homerism ....also I personally apologize for both Greg Little and Greg Hardy (maybe we shouldn't draft guys named Greg...) No apologies needed for Wesley Walls though....dude was a beast!

AC/DC Gone Shootin'

Disappointed at the lack of livermush on the menu.

this would look spectacular in my man cave :D normally I just poo poo all over twitter, in this case you made me log in for the first time in years just to sign up for the chance to win. sigh. but NO INSTAGRAM. a man must set limits. jonesy1138 is the handle.

yeah I cringed while writing it. We could pull it off though, in a non-cheating kinda way :)

I mean....the Patriots utilize a lot of 2 TE sets and it seems to work pretty well for them, even with questionable WR and RB play. It could work for us too...

poop. effing poop.

He's learning from Luke and TD. You couldn't ask for better mentors. Only a matter of time he takes Klein's job and never looks back. ....honestly I wouldn't mind seeing him take a few handoffs on the offensive side too, dude's RB highlight reel is pretty sick :)

you beat me to it! Was my first reaction (and I AM a nerd lol)

late round Fantasy sleeper. just like KB was last year. I'm drooling at the possibilities of lining him up in the flex spot....

A girl like that could put steam in a man's stride. She's dating some guy named Wayne She's about to trade up. Hard to stay inside the lines. I'm about...to get a new girl, Bobby. I'm of a mind to make some mookie. oh....and nice hat.

Gettleman getting poo DONE.

the first few might sting a little, but meh. eff 'em. As the "Nature Boy" one said.... love me, hate me, but learn to live with me. 'Cause I'm the best thing going today! woooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

sooooo..... is this really happening? Or did ol' Marty troll the poo out of all of us.

hey at least we've got this fancy new website to handle all the traffic once the deal is signed. I mean just in time. :)

first one of the best episodes of Game of Thrones ever and now this?!? excelsior!

I think that little dude Pip or whatever his name is is going to either be the first or the last one to stab Jon. He's been getting WAY too much screen time to not play a big role in the stabbing. Has to be the last episode cliffhanger. I just worry that they're going to rush through the Battle for Winterfell in the 9th episode. It hasn't even happened yet in the books (besides the WoW teaser chapters), they really need to flesh that battle out

Matt Stafford's stupid fat frat boy face doesn't belong on this list. All he has is Megatron and sometimes Golden Tate and he manages to miss him more often than not. and yes I'm bitter. This fool lost me a fantasy football championship belt with a whopping -2 points in the championship game. Of course I'm a moron for drafting someone from the Lions. Never. Again.