RoaringRiot

I use "couldn't care less" and "your and you're" correctly.

Oh Dexterity.....the guy who would always talk poop to me and say "don't let facts get in your way", ended up letting facts get in his way. The irony is truly awesome and made me "LOL" like a 12 year old girl.

My app is broken....I can't seem to be able to pie myself. WTF?

There's really only one true way to settle this.....arm wrestling contest.

You obviously can't be a mod if you don't even know about the 2K post minimum for pie to post ratio to even count.

I pied this post....but I had to take it back (for obvious reasons)

HA! Well....my math skills are better than Cary Kollins' at least

No, I'm too much of an a-hole. Wait.....Jase, Panthro, Zod?? Maybe you're right.

My pie to post ratio is outstanding.

My vote is for Chuck.

Left

I took this one. She's tall

Guess I'll cancel the "put OBX chairs out of business" campaign I had cued up.

Ummmm.....probably because he didn't post it on social media.

Lastly....I just did a few quick Google searches and easily found out that most Facebook fake like bots and fake accounts are from the middle east and south America. I wonder if Tony will also be in denial when his kid comes home smelling like weed, has bloodshot eyes, and the munchies. Edit: I guess it's easier to believe that some chicks from NC have several hundreds of friends from the Middle East. Who they must just be in real life friends and not Facebook friends with.

Also...you know if you click on those middle eastern names and go to their profiles they have no Facebook friends, right? If Tony can't tell that some shady poo is going on there then I can only imagine what kind of business owner he is.

Then it may be time for you to activate some of your middle eastern friends, too, if you know what I mean.....

If you're not assuming that he used his fame to get laid (which is what you said) and that he couldn't have just been some regular dude in a bar who took a girl home, then tell us what you meant.

If Tony doesn't disqualify those chicks then OBX Chairs is gonna get trolled hard.

"Was"

Just looked at some of the names. Holy poo that's hilarious. They didn't know when they spent that $10 for likes it was going to be all middle eastern people. Idiots....

You don't have to be famous to take a girl home from the bar and bang her. You most likely do have to be famous for her to post a picture bragging about it. Seems like you're making a big assumption.

Also....when is this thing over?

Have you been tagging a bunch of people like they have?

Says the only guy who's ever heard of that site.