I LOL'd at work for a good 20 minutes looking at that stupid fake heart attack. If you watch the video, as he tries to get up, he gets popped in the face for being stupid.
I walked in on many Afghanis popping a squat on a perfectly clean toilet seat. Instead they would rather put their dirty feet on the seat.
True story, I once walked in on an all female shower at midnight. It was like I had 72 virgins except they wanted to kill me.