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Panthers Training Camp - Monday Camp Thread
MasterAwesome replied to Zod's topic in Carolina Panthers
Technically, I think the law here stipulates that the age of consent drops to 14 only for immediate family members. -
Panthers Training Camp - Monday Camp Thread
MasterAwesome replied to Zod's topic in Carolina Panthers
Uhh I'm getting the feeling that her jersey number and her age might not be too far off. -
I don't know....people kept insisting, per our trusted inside source, that it was actually lameduck disgraced GM Hurney in his final year who was pulling all the strings and had forced Teddy upon poor neutered $60-million-man Rhule, cause he was so desperate to save his job. Ugh I just don't know what to believe anymore
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You gotta make it at least a somewhat interesting bet, since 1-5 are pretty much a guarantee this season.
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Pfft, you ain’t a true fan unless you parlay: Panthers win Super Bowl 56 + Jaycee Horn wins DROY + Brian Burns wins DPOY + Sam Darnold wins MVP + Rhule wins Coach of the Year + Greg Little wins Comeback Player of the Year
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Reminds me of this commercial…and probably equally legit.
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Moton signed to 4 year, $72M deal
MasterAwesome replied to AndrewLaskoski's topic in Carolina Panthers
Moton has had neither and yet no one in this thread has seemed to object to him as an “elite” player. So perhaps it’s a bit more nuanced than that. I like how Huddlers on the one hand blast Teddy Bridgewater for his conservative style, how he routinely failed to even attempt to throw the ball in the end zone, has never had more than 15 TDs a season, etc. and then criticize DJ for his lack of TDs as if one has no bearing on the other. And then to previously criticize Teddy, they constantly talk about how DJ had to routinely adjust and contort his body to make miraculous catches and that’s the only reason Teddy even had respectable passing yardage. But when it comes to whether DJ is elite? Psh…nah none of that matters, only what that TD number says on the stat sheet. I truly don’t understand the selective nuance that is applied on the Huddle. There’s no rhyme or reason to it. -
"The Patriots treat players like crap"
MasterAwesome replied to Mr. Scot's topic in Carolina Panthers
Cause this isn't about Cam...? There are more posts in here complaining about people talking about Cam, than there actually are posts talking about Cam lol. -
What Was The Panthers Worst Move This Off Season/
MasterAwesome replied to KatsAzz's topic in Carolina Panthers
A "stupid take" that a lot of people apparently agree with lol. If you see a criticism of you that is shared by several people, it would be wise to treat this as an opportunity for introspection. Instead, you choose to be dismissive and lash out. I'm just trying to help your character development for Season 16. -
Back from vacation, talk to me about your training camp interests.
MasterAwesome replied to Zod's topic in Carolina Panthers
Dang…you anticipating that many serious injuries that we’ll need some backup carts? -
What Was The Panthers Worst Move This Off Season/
MasterAwesome replied to KatsAzz's topic in Carolina Panthers
Yeah I mean there was definitely a lot to hate about Marty and almost all of it justified. The annoying thing is that when essentially your entire personality and post history here is informed/defined solely by your hatred for Marty Hurney (and previously Ron Rivera), don't try to desperately present yourself as this bastion of objective enlightened thought who has transcended the feeble and pathetic emotional whims of mortals. Own that sh#%...be like "yeah I f@#%*(*@#&%ing despise Marty with all my being and as long as he is our GM, I will continue to predict that we will suck and every signing will bomb and every draft pick will bust". Hell, I can respect that much more than someone who thinks he's above the fray but is low-key probably one of the most emotional posters here. Anyways...this is WAY more Marty talk than this board deserves. Thank god we can close that chapter and move on. Well, never mind...this is the Huddle where we still dwell on drafts from like 9 years ago. -
What Was The Panthers Worst Move This Off Season/
MasterAwesome replied to KatsAzz's topic in Carolina Panthers
Season 15 of the Mr. Scot Anime is freaking wild...who could have seen this twist in his character arc. From criticizing every move of the FO (down to if the vibration frequencies in their breathing patterns were off by 1-2 Hz) to this, dare I say optimistic mentality of "let's all just STFU and trust the FO and see how this all plays out". WILD. Guess he really did despise Marty that much to have completely flipped his philosophy. -
That wasn’t directed at you…I think you must have posted like 10 seconds before I did, cause I didn’t even see yours.
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Dropped the one-armed interception…#bust
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Well….he actually enjoyed watching his team win, even the Lions and WFT games. So you know he definitely isn’t a Huddler.
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Brian Burns - best young edge in the league
MasterAwesome replied to Zod's topic in Carolina Panthers
No one has even mentioned his versatility beyond pass-rushing. He’s also an elite Special Teams gunner, just ask Ron Rivera! -
I suspect there's a decent chance Kenny Robinson might "slump" his way back down to the Practice Squad. Didn't seem like they thought particularly highly of him considering they waived/signed him to the Practice Squad during the season last year, only to promote him presumably out of necessity a couple days after Burris was injured. I guess it's a positive sign that he stuck around after Burris returned but he was still primarily relegated to Special Teams. The main thing working in his favor IMO is how little depth we have at safety.
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David Decastro was just released by the Steelers
MasterAwesome replied to electro's horse's topic in Carolina Panthers
Injured Free Agent o-lineman? Get his agent on the phone NOW!! -
5 strangest moves of the Carolina Panthers 2021 offseason so far
MasterAwesome replied to SBBlue's topic in Carolina Panthers
True but also I don’t even think it necessarily makes sense to compare Kerr and Jones because Kerr’s release didn’t even coincide with the Jones signing, so it’s not like our FO was thinking of it in terms of a direct comparison. Kerr was released over a month before Jones’ signing. Jones was signed presumably because we had a big hole at DT that was contributed in part by the Kerr release, so it seems pretty irresponsible to have released Kerr before a contingency plan was put in place. -
5 strangest moves of the Carolina Panthers 2021 offseason so far
MasterAwesome replied to SBBlue's topic in Carolina Panthers
The Zach Kerr release is my #1 by far. The dude flashed a ton last year and was on a very cheap contract. -
5 bold predictions for the Carolina Panthers’ 2021 season
MasterAwesome replied to SBBlue's topic in Carolina Panthers
They didn't have to go that bold...- 47 replies
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Linville for the past year: Teddy will never be a franchise QB cause he just doesn't have the arm strength to make the necessary throws. *Panthers trade for Sam Darnold* Linville: Well...arm strength really isn't that important ya know. Just look at Will Grier!!! *mic drop* Le sigh indeed...
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But did we practice our red zone offense?
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Christensen is already probably trying to fight for LT pay!! (kidding...I know rookie contracts don't work that way)