This should be a segment on Panthers.com geared toward the History Channel crowd, back in the days that the HC was good. You could even have the Aliens!!! guy style haircut and talk about "I'm not saying it was defense. but it was defense." And SCP could be in a Panthers-modified Braveheart-style outfit talking about the best places to poop in history and the most significant Panther victories in history and poops that those victories inspired out of him. And really, we all know that Luke and possibly Cam are Grey aliens anyway, so it's not too far-fetched...