Riverboat Ron

Delvin Fuchess and Kevin Benjamin

Do they have a video of Benjamin stepping on a scale and it breaking?

Don't forget depends and wet wipes after The Beacon aplenty.

Is The Beacon vegan friendly?

THIS IS NOW THE HORNETS FORUM.

Watch Wilson walk and the Saints grab him spending the same amount they spend on Brees.

They'll probably talk about how Carolina shouldn't have gone to the playoffs for 10 minutes, then Greg Hardy for 15 minutes, then fill up the rest of the time comparing Andrew Luck and Russell Wilson to Cam Newton.

Sometimes I wish I had a hibernation chamber so I could enjoy football 24/7 with no downtime.

Somewhere in Jersey there's a swole, overly tanned guido who is filling his cart every 30 minutes with the necessities of life.

Saints fan with Jimmy Graham on team- "Best TE in football!" Saints fan without Jimmy Graham on team- "Overrated, past his prime, we already have a guy on the roster that's an all-universe player, I have some statistics that prove we didn't really lose Graham!"

Yo momma is so poor she goes to KFC to lick other peoples fingers!

Thought it would be in regards to the time machine he used to go back to 2005 to steal a cell phone to record his F' Vicodin Sean video.

Are there any possibilities of penalties from the skirmish?

The Bang Bros going deep again!

It's just like lifting, do it all with your back.

Everyone knows it'a counterproductive to stretch before working out.

Wonder how mad the Falcons were when we snagged this guy before them?

Guess the Kuechly to San Fran watch is on now.

So we'll have 5 1000+ yard receivers in Benjamin, Funchess, Olsen, Hill and Brown?

For me it's the bitchfit the media throws in defense of the Patriots that makes me want them to get a bigger punishment. If this was the Panthers, nobody and I do mean nobody would be saying the punishment was too harsh, it's mostly the double standard that exists when a big market team gets caught doing something, it's polarizing. I know some people believe there isn't a double standard but what organization would've gotten this light of a punishment after lying several times to the NFL, trying to cover up and intentionally breaking rules even after they've been caught before? Baseball treats cheaters and rule breakers much more harshly than the NFL that simply will put you on an inactive list for the accusing of crimes like DV or suspend you for a whole year for alcohol or pot. God forbid the Patriots play by the same rules the other 31 teams play by.

I remember when I thought the Falcons would get at least a 3rd round in 2015 taken away for pumping in fan noise but alas, intentionally breaking rules and compromising the integrity of the game is a minor offense in comparison to smoking pot or being accused of domestic violence. Anything less than 6 games for Brady will be considered a joke but I wouldn't be surprised if he serves a minor suspension or it gets thrown out due to lack of evidence. It wont matter that he didn't cooperate, but God forbid some random woman accuses you of something you may not have even attempted and you name is sullied and the media calls for your head.

@RogerGordell - Brady severely punished being suspended indefinately for the first half of the Patriots first preseason game!

Can he play LT?

The one thing going for the Pats is that as long as you're not accused of beating/raping a woman you'll get a slap on the wrist because it should be well know the integrity of the rules of a sport aren't that important.