Riverboat Ron

I ran into Daryl Johnson as I was leaving Gin Mill tonight, he wasn't too happy about it.

I saw Jaycee Horn at a grocery store in Uptown yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to scooter out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

We need to bring in this guy asap! https://youtu.be/2Ey6yCdXhEM

We'd need him to clear waivers, his contract is a little over valued.

Did anyone else notice the amount of times Dallas had a defensive linemen lined up in the neutral zone? Curious given how they went in no lube on us in Houston and clearly didn't care yesterday. It is what it is but it's annoying when it feels like refs want to nudge games in a direction.

I can just imagine David Newton busting in on you while taking a dump asking for an interview, never breaking eye contact while you're mid drop.

Sucks to go from 3-0 to 0-3, wish him the best, seemed like a chill guy.

IOL will likely be our 1st round pick. The OT class is very weak, lot of tweeners and guys like Evan Neal will be a top 10 pick and I don't even trust Neal is a LT. This draft will be very top heavy.

To be fair I've been doing a lot of digging already into the 2022 draft and I firmly believe it'll be one of the least talented drafts in several years.I think that's one reason we're willing to give up picks in 2022 so easily.

GEQBUS

This is what scares me about losing Horn. His physicality off the line prevents teams from doing the old Drew Brees dink and dunk to beat our blitz. This defense depends on making those quick passes a turnover risk and keeping teams from having 3+ seconds to develop deep passes which we would be vulnerable to with our secondary playing tight.

The fact we had 4 offsides vs. Houston's 0 says it all. I went back and watched the tape and only 2 were arguably offsides, the others might of had a beard hair on the line...lol... In comparison the Texans lined up in the neutral zone a couple times uncalled if we used the same measurement they used for Carolina. Throw in the false start on Daley when he reacted to the defender a good foot into the neutral zone and you get the feeling the NFL was trying to prove a point.

It was bs. I know exactly what happened, NFL wanted to put the league on notice for being more strict on offsides and made an example of us. Texans probably whined before the game to nitpick us on it.

You didn't get the reference to 2015 when the media consistently stated we were the worst undefeated team in NFL.

Worst undefeated team in the league.

Had it in fantasy this week, I'm up by 50 on my opponent already.

Depends if it's partial or full. 4-6 weeks for partial, 7w-IR for surgery.

Why can we not have nice things?

https://m.imgur.com/R390EId You're welcome!

Why not trade for him, but at the last second cross out his name and put Penei Sewell?

onlyfans.com is the best for real NFL fans.

I saw a video of a Stephen A Smith performing fellatio on a sex doll with Sam Darnold's face on it.

Thought he would already be on IR.

Hey, Trojan horse is the brand I wear.