Riverboat Ron

Ravens great Steve Smith Bears great Julius Peppers Bears great Greg Olsen Boston College great Luke Kuechly

I want a game in Antarctica.

I just wish this was Madden and we could reload our save before 2020.

Rivera- “Don’t neglect the ballsack when you’re blowing.”

HC: John Fox OC: Matt Rhule DC: Ron Rivera

We gottem boys!

I like to think there’s an alternate universe where being a Panthers fan isn’t constant disappointment.

Maybe

This. The only thing Bryce had going for him was his ability to read defenses, and that hasn’t translated in the NFL, we literally got a UFA level QB for DJ Moore, CMC, and 2 firsts. We also missed out on a franchise QB.

2 girls at the same time

At that point I’m good with the cleansing glow of WW3 nuclear Armageddon.

I knew it would be a Peppers situation all over again. Why do we never learn from our mistakes?

Worst GM yet… wait till Nicole Tepper becomes the GM.

Pulls mask off Tepper to reveal he’s actually Fat Alice and Nicole is his dog Peanut butter lips.

This is why I’m done. Stroud was by every measure the #1 pick based on the timing of our trade, dude had blown away the workouts and looked every bit a franchise QB. I was convinced he was the pick and the Young projections were just trolls, then I saw the hug. I knew we were f’ed. I held out hope just like when we took Jimmy Clausen that maybe I was blind to something the experts in Charlotte saw that I didn’t. Sadly they have very comparable arms and Bryce will struggle.

Tepper

Served him before, dude had 8 Diet Cokes everyone else was drinking $300+ bottles of Red.

Only way they fix this mess is to get a QB guru to develop Bryce, invest heavily in o-line (Get a LT, move Ikem to LG, find an upgrade to Bozeman, find out if Corbett is toast, find Morton’s replacement because he’s no longer a spring chicken), get him a top WR and develop 2 more and find a TE that doesn’t suck. All this without a 1st and Burns, Luvu and Brown’s contracts looming. It’s like climbing Mt. Everest in only boxers in the dead of winter.

Goddamn

Watch us trade him to move up to #25 in the draft to grab a RB.

Turned me into a newt.

I hate what this man has done to my childhood team.

The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Scott Fitterer

Do your in-laws hate you that much?