Riverboat Ron

What I wouldn’t do to have a Time Machine to bring us back 22 year old Luke Kuechly and Thomas Davis.

3’6” 830 lbs

I could see a swap of Mims for Marshall.

Throw in the fact Alabama O-lineman are like buying a souped up 2006 Dodge Charger with 830,000 miles in 2022.

Panthers play by play announcer gonna be sweating calling out his catches.

You rang?

If that’s true this guy is screwed.

Future Cleveland Browns Punter.

As much as I hate on Rhule and company I believe Baker will actually do quite well here stats wise. If he starts all season I think 4000 yards passing, 30 passing touchdowns are well within reach considering I feel the defense is going to let us down big time this year. Not sure it translates into wins but I think for the first time since prime Cam we will actually have a QB that helps instead of hinders the offense.

When was the last time we didn’t play the Steelers in the last preseason game?

Nah, we got Ian Thomas.

Or he’s gone crazy like Andre 3000.

Aaron Donald, Patrick Mahommes, or Myles Garrett would be pretty surprising.

Both step on and become all-pro’s.

Illegal 100mg Viagra in candy bowl in JR’s office incoming!

I’m just waiting for him to appeal and get to play week one but serve the rest of his suspension afterwards.

Did he go to Temple?

The mental gymnastics Rhule displays sets him up to win Gold in the 2024 Olympics.

I genuinely hope Thomas works out but there’s a long history of Rhule complimenting players right before we cut or trade them.

Ian Thomas just got the kiss of death.

If I get there 9 hours early do you think Matt Corral will just be finishing up his pregame warmups for me to get his autograph?

Matt Corral 24 for 24, 8 TDS, 0 INTs 12 MILFs banged.

Those are the worst team names.

It’s like the ending of St. Elsewhere with Jeremy as the kid shaking the snow globe (the Huddle).

Right after he parked Smittyslawnguy’s car.