Riverboat Ron

Also, to be fair, last years crop of QB’s sucked. Brock Purdy was the best.

Wanted Bell since the Saints stole him from us in the draft years ago.

San Francisco Panthers

I have a feeling we feel comfortable with a couple QB’s, we’re just trying to get a feel for if the Texans will blink for their guy and give us some form of compensation for moving down to #2.

Just turn in the card with all 4 QB’s on the card, think outside the box.

Definitely an underrated WR, watched a lot of Colts fantasy for Michael Pittman, Campbell was arguably the best option.

His jerseys will only use half the material of an adults, Captain Munnerlyn’s urinal will finally get used again.

I wouldn’t mind: Texans- #1, #39, #93 Panthers- #2, #12, #73 Texans get Bryce Young, we get Stroud, use #12 to get either Quentin Johnston or Jaxon Smith-Njigba.

Really want Fitterer to pull off his mask to reveal he’s Marty Hurney and draft Bijan Robinson #1.

They started at the taint.

In CJ we thrust!

I’m almost wondering if we try to trade back with Houston who I think is locked in on Young. I think we like all 3 QB’s, we might try to swap #39 for Houston’s #12 so they can get Young and we Land a WR at #12 to grow with Stroud.

I think we need to replace CMC at #1 with Bijan Robinson.

Gotta replace CMC!

Welcome to Charlotte Will Levis!

Imagine we trade up to #1 for AR-15.

It’s Charlatans

Simulate the draft and you’ll see who has a “Superstar trait”, reload and grab all the best prospects.

That clears up enough room, punches in numbers on the calculator, to pay for 1/25th of Lamar Jackson’s contract when we trade for him!

I actually like Levis, he’s who I’ve thought we were zeroing in on early.

Levis fits the Reich mold: Chargers- Rivers = Big Family Eagles- Wentz = Big Injuries Eagles- Foles = Big Dong Colts- Ryan = Big dry cleaning bill Panthers- Levis = Big Mayo Arm

This makes the most sense. They not only get their pick of the lot, they get to jump and screw over a division rival. The price should work out for both since the Bears only move down to #4 and get their pick of the non-QB prospects.

But where are the shingles?

His size should give people pause for the same reason that in college you can be more athletically gifted than 99% of your peers, but the NFL is the cream of the crop so college fast doesn’t = NFL fast. College defenses, even at their best, will rarely have more than 2 1-3rd round prospects, in the NFL those defenses are full of athletic guys that play faster, hit harder and process info better. Young will inevitably take a couple shots to his sub 200 lbs body, the question is can he absorb playing the Georgia defense 17 weeks a season or is his body only ready to take hits from Vanderbilt ladyboys?

Honestly #3 is the magic number. I don’t see someone paying the price for #1. #3 gets you the leftovers after Houston picks either Young, Stroud, Richardson or Levis.