Montsta

GAMEDAY THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I guess. When I think of a player from a team I think of an iconic, long term player. Our first will be SS or JP.

I like to picture my Jesus with a tuxedo shirt on that says I like to party.

I understand not everyone has the financial means, but if you can afford $5/month and aren't all-pro and you frequent this site, you are STUPID.

I've been doing that bulletproof poo Igo mentioned a month ago. Down 24 lbs.

He told the cops he was just hangin with his buds...

This upsets me greatly.

I actually work for an hour without looking at the huddle and the place goes to poo. What happened in this thread?

I'm about to throw some brats on the grill, drink some cabo wabo, and listen to margaritaville on repeat, y'all wanna join?

Man, it's too bad I'm not in the market for shitty jewelry or multivitamins, or this sale would have been a godsend.

what provider do you use?

Please don't circumvent filters with gifs. Sorry, I temporarily quit drinking and am no longer fun. :(

you know how you can tell redskin isn't as much as a slur as n****r? Because you have no problem saying redskin in your argument but would never type out n****r without asterisks. Pretty cut and dry.

I'm offended when people say I'm white. I'm really more of a butter pecan complexion.

me too. If they give my elbow a booster seat.

So how much would you get if I buy a new 70" 4K Ultra flatscreen for around $2300? Like 5%?

...and the media is rational, and I'm rich.

this is basically how I feel as well.

WTF America is more like it for that new Pizza Hut pizza that has hot dogs in the crust. You wonder why the world hates us?! It's that kinda poo right there. It's like Xzibit did a Pimp My Ride on a pizza. "Yo dawg! I heard you like fat in your fat so I fatted up your fat with some fat!" Seriously WTF.

I never, EVER, poo at work. But I've been drinking that bulletproof coffee Igo mentioned and today, well, it just couldn't be avoided. I go into the stall, which was still dark because I was one of the first ones in today (thank god), I do the triple-paper-ass-gasket technique (trademarked; where you take one ass-gasket and put it right in the toilet so that the other two you've doubled up on don't sink into the water off the porcelain before you even undo your belt), and settle in for what I assume will consume the first fifteen minutes of my work day. The first thread that pops up on the huddle is none other than an SCP thread about KFC liquid poo in a cup sauce. The stars are perfectly aligned today my friends. I'm going to buy some lotto tickets on my way home.