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Jon Gruden. Fits right in with this poo show. Let’s do it!!

Fair weather fan is a bit of a misnomer though. I’ve been a fan of this team through some remarkably shitty seasons. Sports fandom should be like a marriage in that it is a two way street. As fans we have managed to judge each other by how big of fans we are, how often we go to games, how much menu we spend on merchandise, etc. Reality is though, that the apathetic nature of the team has led me to realize that there are a lot of other ways I can use my time that bring me a lot more enjoyment than this poo show. I still love the Panthers and can never see myself rooting for another team with any measurable level of heart or enthusiasm, but if your spouse is doing absolutely nothing to contribute to the marriage, it’s hard to fault yourself for looking for love in other places.

I do chores on Sundays now and golf. Read about the Panthers game afterward. I won’t even spend the $400 for Sunday Ticket on YouTube to watch let alone what y’all spend. No excitement, no direction. Just a rudderless ship of sadness. Panthers are the worst team in professional sports and are only getting worse. Sad times indeed friend!

Spent my Sunday installing permanent Christmas lights for the wife. They look fantastic and I’m really excited about them. Didn’t watch a minute of the Panthers game. Damn shame, as my Sundays used to REVOLVE around Panthers games.

Well at least Tepper has hired on his young trophy wife in an official team capacity. And like so many brave pioneers before her, when she realizes she doesn’t have to be married to the old billionaire for herself to be a billionaire, she will divorce him, take half the team in a settlement, some typical allegations of impropriety will surface and the outrage mob will force a sale. I figure another 4-6 years of this before the team gets sold again. My vote is for the Saudi’s. Say what you want about human rights abuses, the guys know how to throw money at a problem to fix it!

Which is ironic because the last time I saw this level of excitement around here was when Frank Reich was hired on as the young QB whisperer.

Boyz N Tha Hood. All time top 10 favorite movie!

Especially flying out of Oakland on southwest. My wife doesn’t jam me up much on little trips like that, especially since she gets big trips regularly. We are going to Cabo in a few weeks and I am taking her to see Taylor Swift in Japan next year.

At least when they move to Vegas I’ll have a built-in excuse to go to LV a few times a year. I can only take my wife to see Adele and Miranda Lambert so many times…

In fairness, there isn’t exactly a Steve Smith to throw to for Bryce, and the Cam rookie year oline would like HOFers next to the current offensive line.

Oakland A’s, supplying HOF talent to other teams for the past 25 years my friend!!

I’d love to hear your expanded thoughts on this. What about the game currently do you think is going to be ruined? I ask seriously as I don’t watch CFB outside of some Stanford games and I don’t know what rule changes are making it more like pro football and are going to ruin the game as it is for a lot of people. I ask because you’re not the first person I’ve heard say this.

I used to be die hard for my sports teams. Like a loss would ruin my day. I’d schedule EVERYTHING around games. Then the Oakland A’s gutted everything and got rid of players that are MVP candidates and are moving to Las Vegas. The Panthers poo the bed always. It’s made me realize sports fandom is more like a marriage then a one sided obsession. If the teams I am married to are not gonna work on the marriage and keeping the spark alive, then why the fug am I? I won’t cheat and root for someone else because my heart simply isn’t in it, but my interest is certainly fading. I’ll always love these teams, but planning my day around them instead of living my life? Those days are loooong gone for me brother!

A lot of it is simply talent too. Steve Wilks is the DC in SF and they are fire. Our players are all poo unfortunately.

Man can you imagine if we would have stood pat at #9 and traded him for two 1st’s and then we poo the bed this year, got Caleb Williams AND some OL and WR talent around him. This team is why I continue to buy Madden every year, it’s the only way we do anything right as a franchise. Damn shame.

Sick burn! Literally lol’d

Are we not going to talk about him giving his trophy wife a high level nepotism job with the team she has no business having too? Or is everyone afraid of getting accused of misogyny and being cancelled?

Has a team ever had the 1st AND 2nd pick in the draft? That would be wild if Chicago did that this year.

I don’t know how I was talking wild but apologize if I ever offended anyone. I was gone for years due to a brain tumor and other pretty serious health problems that I had to take care of. I’m not back due to some new hard on or power trip.

Crazy to see a dominant team like SF at 81-81

That can’t be right. I know we are bad but being behind ever in the last 53 games is a death sentence? Like the other team gets ball first and goes down and gets a FG and that’s it change the channel? That’s tough if true.

A few decent tracks to be sure. Murder One, Ecstacy, Weed Song and Resurrection are good tracks, but I guess I was 18 and felt like they were “falling off” by the time Resurrection dropped. I mean I was an impressionable young pup maybe 12 when creepin on ah come up came out and I listened to that tape front to back until it wore out, several times over. Nothing but bangers. Bone is an all time favorite of mine though regardless, and between them and Three-6 they are the only true way to tell how good the system in your car is. I just went and saw Jelly Roll and Three-6 a week or so ago and they were still killin it and I’m 40 now lol

Did I use the right form of effect? I don’t know, but the threads around here carrying an extra chromosome are affecting my mood and so now I must make this thread to have a more positive effect around here. I am locking all these threads brought up from draft day. There are only two good resurrections, one from Jesus, the other from Common. 2Pac: Resurrection was lacking as a film, and BTNHResurrection was a bad album from Bone Thugs, so let’s start leaving the dead poo in the past. The Panthers are a bad team. The Panthers have always been a bad team and probably will always be a bad team. But that’s the great thing about having a black fuging cat as your mascot, you know going in the ball ain’t gonna bounce your way. So until the team relocates or changes their name to the Carolina Four-Leaf Clovers or the Carolina Lucky Rabbit’s Feet, we need to understand and accept this and move on. Constructive criticism of ownership, coaching, and players is accepted, dare I say welcomed around here, but the constant bitch fest is dragging this place down to where quality people are leaving in droves. I can’t sit by and just watch this happen. Please, PLEASE, keep the main forum Panthers related . This means no new threads every time you have a thoughtful little nugget about the starting QB’s of other teams, in particular the Houston Texans and the Indianapolis Colts. Your smarmy one-liner isn’t as witty as you think, your meme-making ability is atrocious at best, and both of them can live happily in the game day threads and don’t need their own new thread. Early Sunday games I will allow ranting and bitching until the end of the day. Go to bed and enjoy your life and your family. Late Sunday or SNF games you can bitch until MNF starts. MNF games (lmao like we will ever have one of those again) go until whenever I feel like it on Tuesday and will depend largely on how my day at work is going, and Thursday Night Football game bitchings will not last long into Friday because I leave work early Fridays and start to enjoy my weekend with family and friends and can’t have anyone killing my vibe. So let’s all understand this moving forward and enjoy talking about our shitty, small market, underachieving football team in peace and harmony, shall we? If someone is killing the vibe and violating rules, report them so we can address it. And much like the NFL, I am sure I won’t see who did the first push, I’ll see the guy that pushed back and flag him so be warned. Your attention to this is much appreciated. Go Panthers, and Cotchery Caught It.

Yeah but you have to protect players form themselves as well. Cam Newton should have been poo down many times to heal but because he is big and RR is shitty and desperate, he let him play and cut five good years off of Cam’s career. If Bruce needs to take a step back before taking steps forward I am fine with that.

I frequented an Oakland A’s forum for years. During the run the team had around 2012 it was a very fun place to be. Fast forward to today and it’s an absolute shitshow. The fans go as the team goes.