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Waiter? I’ll have what he’s having please. ☝

fuging brass balls Tepper. It takes magnificent nuts to proudly show off a losing record that backfired our way into the playoffs watching two division rivals be the least shitty. I mean, I’ll take it but it’s not exactly a season to hang a banner up with, yet, IMO.

If the team store has the balls to print out NFCS Champ shirts I’m gonna laugh my fuging ass off.

Raheem Morris is the only coach in like a decade to get the Panthers into the playoffs and they fired him for it. Best coach we have had around here since John Fox. What a shame.

Shitty AI slop can’t even properly make the Lombardi trophy bigger than Bryce like it should be. We have a ways to go still!

There you go!!! I know I’m a negative Nancy all the time because this organization is trash but anything can happen in the playoffs. Let this team become a trivia answer one day as the worst team to ever win a Super Bowl.

I mean Mike Jackson was a complete fuging idiot on that play. Baker Mayfield just scrambled for an easy first and MJ was talking poo in his face like he had done something. You did nothing Mike Jackson, sit the fug down and shut the fug up.

I would take Bryce Young’s cousin over Bryce Young, and I think he does HVAC.

It seems that way because he has games where he throws the ball 15 times and only yields 54 yards from it. Thats 3.6 yards per completion. Hard to get picked off when you are throwing the ball from the pocket to your offensive line. Not a lot of defenders to pick it off in that area typically.

Can someone explain why Bryce showed up in a WNBA hockey jersey?

I mean Bryce sucks and other teams game plan extensively around the fact that Bryce sucks. So while it sounds like bias, yes, the run game sucks because of Bryce and when it works it works IN SPITE of Bryce.

When the talking heads after a game bring up officiating then you know it’s really really bad. They have their checks signed by companies who take every single marching order from the NFL and go out of their way to not criticize officiating. So when the post game guys talk about it you know it’s just egregious.

Sorry if you are offended by it. When I say retarded it has absolutely zero to do with anyone with any kind of mental or intellectual disability. I tell people they are retarded when they do something fuging retarded like really unexplainable stupid. In fact, intellectually disabled people can’t be retarded imo because they don’t have the capacity to understand something and do something stupid anyway. They just do what they do. So I’ll apologize again and say sorry if you’re offended but my meaning has nothing to do with anyone disabled. Regardless, I know I use the word cavalierly but I can’t help it I am an 80’s baby and I grew up with this word in my lexicon and it doesn’t just stop because society decided I can’t say it anymore. But it’s not out of malice I promise. But I’ll try to be better for your sake.

Don’t forget that Tugg Speedman thought Simple Jack was a good idea too.

Not a good look to have your boss walking like that after the most important performance of your career.

That’s a fair take

Brown gets a pass anyway because he’s been balling out all year.

1993, not 1994. It was a couple days after my 11th birthday if memory serves.

I’m honestly rooting for the Panthers because I cannot help it, no matter how much they have disappointed me my entire life. That being said, I can see the argument for fans not wanting to hear about their LOSING team making the playoffs, and that losing team getting beat by the 49ers or Seahawks by 40 points, while also losing draft position and possibly extending the shitty head coach and shitty QB because of a perceived milestone of development in getting a playoff berth. Again, I will continue to root for the Panthers and the thought of beating SF gives me a quarter chub so it’s all worth it, but I definitely see the argument there to be made.

We live in The People’s Republic of California thank you very much!

Are these all real stats because that is really bad. Bryce Young is so soft. At least Kerry Collins would go out on a limb with a hard r once in a while. Heyyo!

Only QB in the NFL that could walk through an airport and not have a single person know who he is or that he plays NFL QB.

I get that. But let’s not conflate the two. I can say Bryce Young is a garbage ass quarterback while simultaneously acknowledging he is also hampered by a garbage ass head coach. If I go into a cage fight right now with you as my trainer, people can say man I never stood a chance I am garbage while also acknowledging my shitty trainer DHP02 didn’t do me any favors. I don’t know if I’m articulating that properly but I hope you get what I’m saying.

Be nice and talk football poo not personal poo.

I don’t know if I’d enjoy the embarrassment that would happen against the Seahawks or 49ers in a playoff game. That also gets us several spots lower for the draft and a coach that can say he got us to the playoffs. I don’t know how I feel about that. Anything is possible in the playoffs and the thought of an 8-9 Carolina team somehow winning the Super Bowl and pissing off the world is VERY enticing to me so I am conflicted. I’m also a battered wife with this shitty team and can’t quit them no matter how much I try.