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Everytime I hear Capricorn, I think of Life of Brian.

I'm a Scorpio. That means if you so much as cut me off in traffic I will spend the rest of my life if necessary plotting to get back at you.

I bow down to my constituency. Anyone that ever brings up Remember Arizona making fun of AK will get the banhammer.

GOOGLE RAND PAUL?

What happens when two teams are playing in the Super Bowl, but one team is late because the gate is broken that is supposed to let their team bus into the stadium? #gategate?

I always thought we were like the Huddle Splash Brothers? I guess not. Now it's like your Huddle Steph Curry and I'm Huddle Leandro Barbosa.

I think Igo actually managed to delete it from the Internet, which I didn't even think was possible.

And for a fourth straight year, I'm going to be the bridesmaid, never the bride.

I think of you every time I poo. And I mean that in the best possible way. :bro love:

If Matt Ryan and Mr. Belding had a kid, it'd be that guy.

I'll start preparing my concession speech.

I successfully used the word "betwixt" in a casual conversation today. If that is wrong, I don't want to be right.

Can we play schoolyard four square to settle this? I used to destroy kids psyches with my baby bounces. And by used to I mean last week. Beating young children in blacktop games makes me feel better about myself.

How could I forget teeray and PhillyB? Lord forgive me.

Omg I used to love Captain Planet as a kid. I always felt like the kid that got the heart ring got kinda screwed. I mean, your buddy gets fire or water or wind and you get heart?! That's bogus man.

RoaringRiot SCP Cary Kollins The Huddler P55 Mad Hatter In no particular order.

This site is the first thing I look at when I wake up, and the last thing I see when I go to bed. Much to the chagrin of my wife. Plus I've been here a really, really long time. Let's do this.

Nicks is garbage man. Torrey Smith is a good receiver with speed to go across from Kelvin Benjamin and Ginn is a great return man. You should be happy if we got both. I doubt Ginn would even see the field much on offense. When we bring him in for a visit you basically say hey teddy you are basically coming as a special teams guy and also 4/5 receiver. We will pay you X dollars for that role. Maybe after all these years he still has hope as a WR in his mind, but the FA market will tell him otherwise.

Bert with a T Vs. Marc with a C has potential to be a pretty epic fight poster. I'd steal one off the wall at Buffalo Wild Wings and put it in my garage that's for sure.

People talk about Hardy having paid her off while losing sight that she was the one that "may" have happily cashed the alleged check. If she was so gotdamn concerned with what happened to her and wanted to see justice prevail, she would have simply shown up to court, cried her little eyes out, got him convicted of a crime, then used that conviction to easily win a civil suit. But she didn't do that because she is a gold digging fame chaser and this was always about one thing. Hardy dropped this chick and she wanted a severance package.

If you think the NFL doesn't have local municipalities in their pocket, you are crazy. Convenient that this whole fiasco ended a week after the Super Bowl.

I would think the NFLPA would have something to say about a six game suspension under a policy that was adopted AFTER Hardy's incident occurred and absent a conviction. I would think a two game suspension (ala Ray Rice) would be appropriate.

So does this mean you can't marry a woman who has been divorced or has children?

I've been in civil and criminal court many times but that doesn't make me a lawyer so I'm going to ask the benevolent judges that sit in session on the huddle... Two parties agreeing on a settlement (with no proof yet that they did) means fug all in a criminal case. Settlements are for civil cases. The DA can still press charges against Hardy, but the case was dismissed because their leading (only) witness has been a lying flake since before the bench trial even started so the DA knows that she can't be relied on to make a case?

I don't know where people get this misconception that people don't settle cases or make plea deals when they are innocent or are going to win. Anyone that says this is completely ignorant of court proceedings of any kind.