Montsta

If I don’t have $1600 riding on the game tomorrow, my energy as a fan for this garbage team will be severely lacking. But with money on it, I will bring energy the likes of which these desert pirates have never seen. Totally worth it brother. Besides, I can always make more money!

This might be the way. She had her eyes on some new boots. Maybe I treat dinner, buy her the boots, drop the rest on our boys. You should be a financial planner.

We will look back at this post as the turning point for this franchise. In my hotel room drinking several crown and cokes watching Predator on BBC America before I go out to dinner and drop the wager. I haven’t been this pumped about this team for years. I ain’t got time to bleed.

It showed video clips of team highlights. It was really grasping at straws for our boys. I may or may not have seen the Dante Wesley illegal special teams hit on there. I swear I saw it, but again, drinking.

It was at Resorts World and was called NFL 2 minute or something like that. It defaulted to Raiders and I lost like $200 before my wife realized you could switch the theme to your favorite team. As soon as I switched to Carolina I hit big time.

At the end of the day, I make good money and am financially retarded. I drop money on stupid poo and if I had more sense I’d be a millionaire. So it’s not like $1600 is nothing to me, but I’ll recover. Besides, the red rocket will reinvigorate the team and upset the Las Vegas cotton headed ninny muggins lame ass pirates. Like how the fug do you have a fuging pirate-themed team in the middle of the fuging desert? Super lame. Lets see what kind of odds I get and I will report back. The real question is do I rock the Kuechly jersey or the TD jersey? You guys tell me. I promise you will see me on TV at some point…

Most appropriate gif. This is how I am going to feel running in there to place my bet!!

About to head over to Tao for dinner with my wife. Let’s see what the Venetian sportsbook has for odds for us tomorrow…

I’ll settle for watchable.

Man look at the way Cam carried himself. I sure miss that man.

I’m out here!

I have let go and it has literally changed my life for the better. My Sundays used to revolve around Panthers games. If they lost, my wife wouldn’t want to be around me because I was a miserable fug. After they completely botched Cam’s career I kind of checked out. Like I love the Panthers and will always be a fan, but I can watch game recaps if I am busy or stream on my phone while doing something and halfway pay attention. My mental health has never been in a better place.

This is purely to evaluate the rest of the talent on the team. Now they can see if the billion dollar oline is as bad as advertised or if it’s BY. If the young receivers are as bad as advertised or is it BY. That kind of thing.

There was another 5’10” 200 lb Heisman QB that only started 8 games over two seasons. Johnny Manziel. But given the cost to acquire him, Bryce Young is BY FAR the bigger bust. Looking forward to the 30for30 in 10 years.

For the love of god put this on a helmet this is priceless.

I mean in fairness he is paid to entertain us and he is not doing that. If you go to a comedy club and the comedian is absolutely bombing, people will boo and heckle. Because you are paying to be entertained. Some people have hero worship with athletes, but at the end of the day the symbiosis of the relationship is they get paid a lot of money to make you smile. if you are smiling, they make more money. And if they aren’t making you smile…fug em. Next.

Not having a single decent player isn’t all on owner and GM though. Yes like 90% it is. But none of our players look like they give a poo. That’s not on coaching or GM, that’s on lazy shitty players.

Don’t forget all of our players are garbage too. Yes the owner puts in the GM and the GM the players, but don’t think that getting a new owner and GM saves the day. Every single player on this team is trash and would be 3rd string anywhere else. That’s an important part of it.

It’s not revisionism. We are watching these things play out in real time. The #2 and #3 pick are out there playing a classic game and our guy looks like my little sister throwing a football. She’s 40 years old and 5’ 3”. I’m not gonna go into a we should have taken Stroud because if we took him he would look like BY probably because this organization is fundamentally trash, but today we lost to a really, really, really bad Saints team in historic, laughable fashion.

Hell no. You do not start Dalton and luck into some wins and miss out on number one. Play Young, cement his status as biggest bust of all time, and move forward with number one pick next year. Not that it matters, this franchise is so pathetic whomever we select will be wrong anyway. Fun watching CJ and AR duel it out today though.

A step stool so he can reach the glasses on the top shelf is more reasonable than a ladder at this point I think.

If he could look half as good as whoever ends up being the worst rookie QB this year, it would be a MAJOR step up from last year. So what is half as good as like Bo Nix? That’s the ceiling I am looking for in BY year 2.

Let him know Montsta is praying for him! Good dude for sure!

Horn breaks up pass and then kicks the ball back toward the offense, and then breaks his leg out for the year…

I think I worded it weird. I was hoping to do Vegas for Morgan Wallen on the 8th, then go to the Panthers a few months later maybe in November not just a month later in September. How is that sphere thing? I’ve been to Vegas probably 50 times so I’m beyond most of the tourist poo but that sphere looks kind of cool for a show.