MRenshaw

PFF is a gambling outfit designed to sway the sports betting market, so working for PFF isn't exactly a badge of honor that he thinks it is. Even if he did 'work' for PFF, it wouldn't surprise me that he was in charge of dispensing urinal cakes at the office building that PFF happened to operate out of, because his takes on Bryce are just so stupid that not even PFF would hire such a nincompoop. Everything he says is either a word salad or complete and utter garbage.

Maybe Canales is playing 3D chess. He's trying to show to the FO why picking up Bryce's 5th year option ain't a good idea.

So, tell me, what do your fancy QB metric and algorithm say about Bryce as of late?

Yes, he did really have only 22 yards at the half, which is the 4th lowest amount of passing yards at the half in the history of the NFL, according to Gemini.

@AceBoogie, where you at? Come defend your quarterback!

Tommy DeVito, any walk-on over 6 foot and scores very poorly on S2.

Mid-range backup? He's a 3rd to 4th stringer on the practice squad, at best.

This is what's been bugging me to no end since day one. His basic mechanics and footwork suck historic ass. You'd think he would try his hardest to drop back more so he could see over the line, but no. The only two explanations I have are: 1) his arm strength and accuracy are so limited that if he dropped back further, he'd be out of range of our receivers and/or couldn't guarantee an accurate ball; 2) His actual football IQ is so low that when he's processing the field, he forgets to drop back deeper. Kind of like a ginger cat, can do only one thing at a time due to limited brain cells.

A broken clock is right twice a day. Even Rudy Ruettiger recorded a sack.

If that?

Bryce is the only QB in my memory whose ball spins so slowly that you can literally count the rotations of the white stripes on the ball.

Bryce is the only QB in my memory whose ball spins so slowly that you can literally count the rotations of the white stripes on the ball.

According to Google Gemini, this is the 4th least passing yards at the half since records began. Where are them Bryce nut huggers at?

Ding ding ding ding ding!

How else is Bryce supposed to see over his line? That slow ass drop of his sure ain't gonna help him see.

Below average? You're in a very generous mood.

We're all crying together.

At least Purdy was drafted dead last, and San Fran didn't trade away the farm to get him. On the other hand, remind me what we did to draft Bryce.

Try this one for size: Elite Good Meh Shitty Ass . . . Bryce

I'm reminded of that old joke: On the third day of his captivity in a barn, Eagle Eye noticed that the barn was missing one wall... "I don't think they have the quarterback who confidently attacks beyond 20 yards down the field... Of all the teams in the NFL, if the Carolina Panthers are not running the football well, they're the team I trust the least to get away." "So Young, ughhhhh, I don't think he's playing as well as last year... Sort of unspectacular hard regression... He's gone into this just, he's not moving the ball. We were defending the pedestrian stat lines last year... but he's not playing well at all this season. He's one of the worst QBs in the NFL in terms of PFF grades this season, and that's been I think real. He's not playing at a high level."

So what do you all think, is Bryce among the biggest draft busts of all time? If so, where does he rank? Is he in the Ryan Leaf/JaMarcus territory or not quite?

He doesn't even have the physical talent to be a 3rd stringer. He'll be out of the league soon after we get rid of him.

@AceBoogie Where you at? You need to come defend your QB!

@AceBoogie Where you at? You need to come defend your QB!

@AceBoogie Where you at? You need to come defend your QB!